Narr:Zhlon, somehow survived the Doink attack, now heads over to a nearby chocobo forest, where chocobos run free.

Zhlon: O.k, im here at the nearest chocobo forest i could find, and…
???: Hello, may i interest you in something?
Zhlon: No, i don’t want brownies.
???: Oh no, its not brownies. Are you trying to interview a Chocobo without getting killed like the previous 2 times?
Zhlon: Yea, so… Hey, how’d you know?
Chocobo boy: Im the chocobo boy, thats why!
Zhlon: O…..k……..
Chocobo boy: I could sell you this ChocoZinger and ChocoWhistle, which will allow you to track down and find tame chocobos in this forest!
Zhlon: Cool! How much?
C.B: Oh… Just a measly… 2 million gils.
Zhlon: No deal.
C.B: I’ll throw in a chocobo stuffed toy.
Zhlon: Deal.

*After a while*

Zhlon: It dosen’t work, the radar didnt respond, and my chocobo detection kit was stolen by some bratty chocobos.
C.B: You might wanna buy another, this time for 1 million gills.
Zhlon: Grr…

*After more whiles…*

Zhlon: You know something? This stinks. I can’t find a single chocobo anywhere, and my Chocobo kit and watch was stolen by a baby chocobo and.. Hey, where’d you get that watch!!!
C.B: Uh oh, busted.
Zhlon: *Pulls out Lionheart*
C.B: Chocobo/Mog! *Dissapears*
Zhlon: Wait a minute! Ain’t that a FF7 summon? How can it be in FF 8?

Narr: Zhlon, what happens if a enormously gigantic/ fat chocobo lands on you?
Zhlon: Er… I get damaged?
*Chubby Chocobo lands on Zhlon*

C.B: Yay, i leveled up!
Zhlon: Its not over yet, gimme back my money!*Pops out under chocobo*
C.B: Never!
Zhlon: Then i summon…

*Giant dragon appears and blasts whole chocobo forest to smithereens*
Narr: Oh dear, what a mess Zhlon made… Guess the clean-up crew’s got a busy day ahead of them…
Zhlon: For once, I lived!!!!!! And i got my gils back!
Narr: We’ll cancel out this forest and we can continue on Zhlon’s adventure, when for the first time, Zhlon did not die!

*Same giant dragon blasts Zhlon into ashes*
Zhlon: Owwie.