I was bored, and decided to type out a small story. If people like it, I could continue the story! =D

The shroom rammed into plenty of noobs, it was pure massacre at Maple Island. Noobs were everywhere, screaming like nuts. The shroom smiled, proud of itself, and ready to go for its first job advancement.

He went to the great mushie leader, who lead him into a lush green meadow, full of green snails.

“First test, defeat all the green snails within 10 minutes. Just to help you, here’s a stopwatch.”

The tiny shroom thought fast. He needed as much wisdom as he had to solve this. Then, he had a brainblast. He picked up the sword someone had dropped, and wielded it in his mouth. He went on tiptoe, and starting spinning like a top wielding a sword. He then started ramming into snails, slicing them into half, like a orange beyblade, only dangerous.

Soon, most of the green snails were killed. 2 minutes left. There was one last one, trying to escape. The shroom knew it would be fruitless to chase after it; it was too far. Using every ounce of strength, he shot spores at the snail, in an attempt to suffocate it. It worked. The snail slowed down, and one eyestalk dropped to the ground. It then stopped moving, and promptly died.

The great mushie elder appeared behind the tiny shroom, and bestowed upon him a tiny brown book.

At once, the little shroom felt power rising. He felt a whole new self, an orange mush.

His name was Lance, the Orange mushroom.

The great elder shroom reminded him,” Avoid the warrior-to-bes and super-beginners. They are the most lethal enemy you can find here. Lance didn’t need another reminder. He witnessed the ownage of what they did to several of his friends; even tough they were in a whole group. They tore them down like sticks and stones. Lance was fast enough to run away from them to get to a safe spot.

He decided to test out his newfound powers. He bounced towards Amherst, and waited outside for some unsuspecting victim to appear. Seconds ticked by. Then, a level 6 beginner appeared. Perfect. He pounced at him, and body slammed his victim. Unaware, he had barely drawn his razor, and was crushed into submission. Proud off his powers, he decided, it was time to venture off to a bigger place. To, Victoria.

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