Neo Yuppie SCUMBAGS!

HEELLLOOOO!!!

Please don’t read this blog as it is most likely not in chronological order and is just in the order I happen to remember stuff
(Some of the spelling mistakes are purposeful 0)

(Divide would’ve went here had I known how t5to do that)

GRAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YOU’RE THE BEST FRIEND EVERR!!!
Gray (wishninja) is my 14 yr/o best friend who happened to take time out of his busy
Lvl 68 training spree to bounce around and hang out with me
PLUS HE LEVELED ME AND STUFFETHS!!
In pig beach
People kept asking him for haste and stuff
While here my friend Carson (carsonigen)
Met him and we all exchanged pleasantries

(Carson: man I want some chips
Me: CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!!
Gray: lol CHOOCOLAAAATE
Carson: MY CHOCOLATE!
ME:NO MINE!!! IT’S MIIINE!!
Carson: ahahahahahaha)

And the conversation continued there with randomness and funniness
When he lvled me (in pig beach, I didn’t even realize I had been leveled until gray said congratz {man am I dopey})
I was so happy!!!
But then, trouble burst into a thousand colors and made me want to cry
No my computer did not blow up xP
Instead, I accidentally put all three points or w/e on LUCKY SEVEN
IM A FRIGGIN BANDIT!!’
I didn’t realize what I did until my brother (who was next to me) said

Hey I thought you wee gonna be a bandit?

ME: duuur. that’s why I put all the points on. . .lucky. . .seven. . .AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
I NOW HAVE 13 LUCK SEVEN AND ONLY 9 DOUBLE STAB

(Why did I have 10 lucky seven and only 9 double stab? i was going to b a sin. I changed my mind.)
Gray: you mean you messed up. You idiot F3
*buddylist chat with chris*: hahaha you idiot
*buddylist chat to Chris-*: SHUTUP CHRIS!
*to gray* shutup
Carson: awww. Princess I can’t believe you messed up
ME:WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ME: but I will NOT start over. I did that way too many times. (ALOT of times)
Gray: F3
*buddylist Chris*:

Well sometime around this time (dunno whether before or after)(probably after I calmed down and kept spamming gray with “I LOVE YOU GRAAAAAAAY”(only way more spam-like))
Carson: ahhh, nice to see you happy with your boyfriend
ME:EHHH?! Gray’s not my boyfriend. He’s my bestfriend. We’ve been friends for basically ever
Yeah grays not my boyfriend
Gray:-silence-

I was confused over why gray did not throw in a few words. He was curiously silent. And he didn’t go afk cuz he was still there when I asked him. I hope he doesn’t like me like that as I already am quite sure Carson and Chris are crushing on me. I don’t want to ruin none of the friendships with any of them.

*proof that Carson crushes on me*

Calls me “princess”. My gin is mello328.antly
Asks for me to be with him or he comes to me
Flirts with me constantly

*proof that Chris** and Carson crushes me*

**or that Chris thinks I crush on him

When I talk to my pet, they think I’m talking to them >___>;;

ME(to pet): iloveyou
Iloveyou
Sit
smile
Carson: I can’t smile with this helmet on
ME:-stares at screen in disbelief-
ME:-continues talk with pet
chat
chat
chat
stupid
Carson: im not stupid!
Cherishes don’t call me stupid
ME: im. . . .talking to my pet
Chris: ooo
Carson: ooOoOOOooo
ME: does F3 then F7

well not that i know what occured when, but here’s what i remember next.

me and gray are bouncing around talking about nothing.
[we’re in lith harbor]

he hastes me/him and goes up the boat, over the levitating platform
(how DO the platforms levitate. some form of antigravity stuff? must speak to nexon about this)
and then he somehow flips down on top of the shop.
ME: HEY! I WANNA GET UP THERE
gray: hahahaha

when he tries to show me, i don’t make it. I still didn’t make it 1 min 30 secs later

ME:F5
i give up!!
gray: lol
he then proceeds to show me the other secret haste thingy
how to get on that one platform that you cant get up w/o haste or a sense of timing
i try three times and fail. then suddenly i make it!

ME:WOOHOO!
gray: F2

i then jumped down. i meant to yell
BAAAANZAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
when i went down but i forgot

after he showed them to me he went to florina beach and asked if i wanted to come
being that he was in already and i was a broke mofo,
i said no
he proceeded to go on before shouting in buddylist that he got a MAPLEHELM!!

ME:COOOOOOL!!!!
he tells me what the stats are but i dun remember them
only that it was long and took him about 3 mins to type o.O
ME:WOOOOWWWW
carson: WWHHHAAAAAAT???
ME:GRAY GOT A MAPLEHELM
chris: whos gray?
crason: SWEEET
ME: the stats are so cool but. im not typing all that crap
carson: LOL
chris: whos gray?!??
ME: gray is my friend wishninja
chris: oh
chris: isnt gray a color
ME: no grays not a color
ME: its a ghastly type of skin eating disease
chris: ooohhh ok
carson: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
ME: i was only joking >___>;;;
chris: -still doesnt realize it was a joke-
carson:
ME: >____>;;;;;;

HEY!
i just remebered that i added every1 i could into my msn from that forum thing
the only person that i didnt add was ganzicus and thats because he added me
i kinda confused my self tho.
somehow. . . .
>___<

anyway. back to ms
. ./ . . .
actually i forgot 0___o
darnit xO

o yeah!
no wait i said that. . .

OH I KNOW!
but wait thats kind of graphic and stuff

oohhh ill tell you about the event thingy!

never mind i dun wanna explain >.<

oh. ill tell you how tammie deleted me from his buddy list
and how it reall really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY
hurt me
and how i sent him an angry whisper(after i blocked my whispers)
“if you didnt want to be friends, you shouldve told me when i last talked to you”
then i frelt horrible as i really was hurt and i didnt know how to approach the problem
im not good at relationship problems and pressure

did i ever tell you that best friends in RL and in maplestory tevin and caleb both assked me within minuetes of each other
“will u be my gf?”
and before both of them my hacker friend alex had asked the same thing
talk about putting pressure on a woman
i told them i dont know what cuz I don’t remember-shrugs shoulders-
i didnt ask alex tho
i just told him i was afk and didnt get anything he might have sent me
i guess he lost his nerve then
after that when craig asked me
since i jknew that he was stable and was nice and funny in his ignorance-called haste hacking-
i told him yes
alex was so pissed he kept whispering me and calling me names like slut and whore and stuff and how I betrayed him
its also funny how every one of my girls that are friends happen to hate his guts
its because. . .craig is kinda stubborn and mulish
i cant even blame them for hating him

WOW did i get off track!
hmmm what was i talking about?
OMG THE KITTENS!!
THEYRE SO BIG AND THEIR EYES ARE SO CUTE AND BIG AND PRETTY AND HUGE AND
-almost gets knocked over the head with a rolling pin-
OKOK ill stop

sheesh you’d think people cant stand to talk about kittens

oh wait i was talking about tammie.
after my angry whisper i felt horrible and wanted to cry my eyes out.
after the whole gray, carson, chris, fun,
i mustered up the courage. . .
and lied to him
i told him that one of my bros/sisters whispered bothered him and will u plz add me back to buddy list?
tammie: O_O ok

i dont think im valuable as a friend to him. even though i bet anna stayed on his buddy list and she ignores him unintentionally when hes feelin sad
while i try to figure whats wrong with him and try and make him feel better

man i sound bitter
probably cuz i AM bitter

let me move on to a different subject. and while im sure you have already fallen asleep over this horribly long

OMG I CANT BELEIVE IT IS THIS BLOG ACTUALLY LONG?!??!
-faints-
-gets revived by pie in the face-

ack. . .ewww its apple
T___T

hey everyone whos not mastercheeze!!
help me get him to gt married to someone
even if he has a gf or is already married
or is g

@

why

because i wana attend a wedding
>=O

and i have faith that his would be hilarious and full of practical jokes.

i need a prospective girl to marry him though. . .
know any single girls?

>=D

~Cheezy

KITTENS!!!! SO BIG AND PRETTY AND CUTE AND FLUFFY AND
-gets knocked over the head with a rolling pin-

i started to fix the errors made in this thing with microsoft word but
its taking too long
and i computer lingo to the dictionary

7 thoughts on “Neo Yuppie SCUMBAGS!”

  1. lol so much DRAMA!
    yay cool blog
    and that rhymes with egg nog
    ~LaZzz. . .(I like kittens)

  2. WHO ARE YOU EXCHANGING PANTIES WITH?! Oh, wait. Ooooh… pleasantries… My bad. ^-^*

    And waz this of you trying to get me hitched?! I kinda thought it would be cool to marry a few chicks, but they wouldn’t cough up the dough. D:<

    P.S. ASDLKFJSLADKFJASDLKFJALKFJDSALK!

    P.P.S. Err, that gobbildy-gook meant that you should add me to your MSN, dee!
    master.cheeze AT NOSPAM hotmail.com

    Lemme just try something out… My name is Cheezy and I wear a red tie~

    ~Cheezy

  3. LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO -GASP-
    -BREATH
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Add me to hotmail. And this in no way is my real name. Just something i thought of. Ok it’s my real name but dont ask anything bout it

    dennyk95 AT NOSPAM hotmail.com

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    Orly? -_-

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