This is a true story.

My friend was at my house to sleep over, and he saw me writing A Hermit’s Story Part 2, so he thought it would be fun to write his own stories on paper. I read them and they had absolutely no point, but they were funny, so I’m going to post them on MMOTales for you all to read. Enjoy!

His First Story: A Hermit’s Tale

surrounded by bains and cerebes, I was enraged to find my way through the burning flames. My friends here! lets kill some bains, “ok”.
“Haste”. Now as I threw endless steelys I noticed we OWN! (lol) as my friend destroyed the bains I questioned myself, “Am I really this good?”. My friend said watch out!?!?!?! I looked behind me and 3 bains came at me. I jumped and craped myself as I threw some more steelys at the bains. Let me finish this with Dash (my friend said).(30 seconds later), finally that took to long! o well lets use return scrolls.
el nath:
I cant wait to be lv. 90. only 50% more until I lv.
“lucky for u” I got 70% until lv. 90. lets head to orbise.
On the ride to victoria:
once we get there want to own some red drakes. “Sure”.
Victoria:

Yay, I cant wait to kill some red drakes. I got 2 return scrolls to perion. ok
Death Valley:
Now, here we go. I hasted myself, used clown and claw booster now I’ll throw 8 stars in a shorter amount of time. As more and more drakes spawned, I was killing like mad. I stopped to count the # of red drakes…1…4…2…1, all gone now to the next spot.

And thats the end, remember, I did not correct any grammar in the scripts because I didn’t want to tamper with HIS story, I hope you think it’s funny like I do!