I. Hate. PQ’s. With. All. Level. 3x’s. And. Your. The. Only. Level. 4x. X_x

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Omg. It started when I was looking for PQ and some level 3x invited me and we got in.There were me, a bandit, 3 clerics and an assassin. They were all level 3x except me. The problem was on the first stage, 3 people went AFK, the assassin and 2 clerics, and the bandit was just standing there waiting for the remaining 2 to finish the stage so anyway the leader (One of the clerics) had NO clue how to PQ. I told him to talk to the ballons and see what to do and he says: Ummmmm……What ballons? Ok so I go: The ballon is down there…..didn’t you see it on the way up?!?!?! Then he says: Uhhhhh….. So I had to go back all the way down and show him (I was almost at the top and we didn’t have haste so that made me mad). Then he takes like 5 minutes reading the instructions and finally says: OH I GET IT! WE HAVE TO COLLECT THE PASSES! I’m like: Wow finally you figure it out genius. Couple of seconds later, the clerics come back from AFK and say: WE MADE IT IN!!! So I just stare at them using F1. So they say: What? Then I, as usual, scream at them. After another 3 minutes of hiding in the corner they come out and the leader FINALLY picks up the passes and we though the next stage. I told everyone i’m going in by myself. Guess what? They went in. After 15 seconds of screaming, I told them specifically NOT to touch the boxes. Of course being the idiots they were, went and hit all the boxes. I sighed and went and hit the box that teleports you to the other map and the everyone goes: WHERE THE F*CK ARE WE?!?!?!?!?! After yet another 20 seconds of screaming we get the passes. During my screaming the assassin wakes up and says: OH MY GOD! WHERE ARE WE?!?!?! I started spazzing at him and saying: GO IN THE PORTAL DOOR AND HIT THE FRIGGING BOXES UNTIL A PASS DROPS OUT FROM THEM. He did this very quickly. I was surprised that we even made it pass the 2nd stage. And the 3rd stage is pretty straight forward to them: Kill the monsters and get the passes. I told 2 people go up and the rest go down. Guess what? They all go up except me and i’m going by my lonely self and bombing all the annoying mob of clustering blockopuses. I finish and I come back up. I see them falling down to the bottom. Yet again I scart screaming at them and they finally come back up. We made it to the 4th stage! I told everyone to mark the portal to go in. They mark the ones they went in surprisingly and the bandit died. Good thing he didn’t have a pass so we could keep going. We made it to the 5th stage and they sensed that I was going crazy. I told them the assassin put on dark sight and go down to the portal down there and that the golems can OHKO you if you touch them. Then I commanded one of the clerics to do the portal at top made for mages with teleport then i told everyone else to mark the portals to go to. They listened this time and I thought to myself: Wow these guys are acually getting smarter -_-“. ok after 10 minutes wasting on this stage because no one knew how to get on the platforms and I had to go in each of their portals and show them. Ok we made it to Stage 6! Finally. I told them the code to get to the top and it takes them 2 minutes to finally figure out to do. By the time they got to the top I already killed 2/3 Rombots/Rombards by myself. I went up to the blockopus and killed it and waited down there and they are just standing where the rombot/rombard spawned. It spawned and one of the clerics starts yelling: OMG ITS A THINGY!!! I think to myself: You think? And we finish it quickly, well acually I killed it mostly, everyone else was trying a useless attempt to hit it. Stage 7 FINALLY! I tell the leader to click when everyone is on a box and I commanded everyone to stand on a box I told them to stand on. To my surprise We got the combo: 12348! I was happy that at least there was something that was lucky for me despite the noobs, and the dying bandit back in stage 4. Ok we made it Alishar with 20 minutes left. I told everyone to prepare for the boss that was coming and the assassin says: THERES A BOSS?????? I ignored him and killed the black rat on the platform and ran to the right side where alishar spawned and no one came with me, I was by myself. Ok alishar is summoned. I attack it with double shot with soul arrow and lucky for me it went after everyone on the left side. It jumped and basically killed everyone except the leader. Then it turned it attention to me. I told the leader to keep healing but he keeps making a pathetic attempt to hit the alishar and I past the alishar and ran toward the leader’s side. The leader just stands there. He dies. I’m the only one left and i’m jump shooting and running away. Then alishar summons master chronos and platoon chronos and I try bombing them a couple of times but it can only hit 6 enemies and there were a lot of chronos and basically they backed me up to a wall and alishar starts jumping up and down against the wall and i’m right up the wall the ran like crazy and finished off the rest of the chronos. I shot the alishar like crazy and I (finally) killed it. I screamed at the party and left it. Then my friend was waiting outside and one of his party members left the party and he rushed me in.

Moral of the story: Never PQ with more than 3 Level 3x’s

This is my first blog…i’m not that gooda writer lol xP.