Well, there isn’t very much to say here, but I finally leveled to level 35! The EXP at Sky Terrace 2 (brown & pink teddies) is absolutely awesome compared to wooden masks . Anyway, I can LPQ now, but since I’m putting Critical before Haste like you’re supposed to, nobody will want me, even if I throw steelies. So I’m still stuck training. One of my newfound friends told me that people will want you at level 40+. Besides, I’m jinxed at LPQ anyway. Seriously. Here’s a tale of one of my worst LPQs ever (Note: This was on xLordPoox):

Stage One: Stage One wasn’t so bad. Except at the end, when the portal is opened, only one person is supposed to call, and then go in. Except four people went in. And none of them called.

Stage Two: It took forever for them to say “done”, and when the two of us left went in, nearly all of the boxes were already broken. On to Stage Three.

Stage Three: It wasn’t so bad, except everybody killed the Bloctopus up instead of down, so it took longer than usual.

Stage Four: I stood in front of my portal and was in the process of dropping mesos to mark the portal when one person rushed in instead. I was angry but decided not to go in there anyway. So I waited. And waited. And waited. Finally, the magician came out and everyone was there. And then the leader realized two passes were missing. The magician only did one portal! So we all screamed at him and he went back down and did the other two.

Stage Five: Luckily, this time nobody went into my portal. We were all done. But we were missing one pass again. This time it was the thief that forgot to do the thief portal. So after he finally finished (late) we were all frustrated and really pissed at each other.

Stage Six: Apparently only two people (including me) in our party knew how to do this stage. So I gave them the combo, and the other person who knew was dreadfully slow.

Stage Seven: Since I was a bowman, I decided to start summoning the Rombot before anyone else came. Whoops. Bad decision. By the time everyone else arrived and attempted to kill the Rombot, all three of them had already seperated and only our bandit and our magician could hit them. And the magician died. We finally managed to kill the Rombot, and proceeded.

Stage Eight: Oh, this was the most stupid stage ever. I hate Nexon for making this stage. This time, two people in our party had no idea what to do. So I proceeded to instruct them. Obviously, we went horribly slow. One of the guys thought we were talking to him all the time. So whenever we told the other guy to go to, say, 3, he went to 3 too. And the other guy who “didn’t know” how to do the stage decided to make our lives miserable by repeatedly jumping on and off the boxes while the leader was trying to click. I eventually threatened smegaing him, and he stopped. At this point we were really running out of time.

Boss Stage: We failed about one minute into the stage. Apparently the leader ran out of pots and had been relying on the cleric (which was dead) to heal him. So he decided to Dark Sight in a little corner. Brilliant idea. Absolutely brilliant. Alishar killed him in two seconds.

THE END OF THE HORRIBLE PQ

And that’s just one of the times where our PQ miserably failed. I remember another time when a level 50 bowman managed to get down into the thief portal w/o dying. Except he couldn’t get back up

~Lord Poo