I’m super-tired right now, excuse me if they suck, i’ll make necessary changes tomorrow if they need any

i understand that the first story may be a bit hard to understand

i wrote both of these when i was tired after all so comment any questions down there and i’ll answer them

(The pig story is supposed to be choppy, it’s a storybook-type story, not a novel)

Our first story is about a little pig with big dreams

Once upon a time, there was a little pig named Itty. Itty was smaller than all of the other pigs and longed to grow into a big strong iron pig. Iron pigs were top of the line soldiers who stood guard at someone else’s house (That someone else was Mushmom). Itty dreamed of wearing the iron armor that would mark him as an ultimate pig warrior, (and he thought it looked pretty cool, too!) so Itty trained hard on noobs day after day trying to become the best pig he could be. The bigger pigs made fun of Itty, though, and said that he could never be an iron pig, but this never got Itty down. He was determined to prove them wrong, so one day Itty set out on an adventure to hone his fighting skills. So he started from his home in lith harbor with ‘someone else’s house’ as his destination. On the way, he planned to get some training at The Pig Beach. The Pig beach was known for the fierceness of the noobs there and was considered one of the hardest place for a pig to survive (let alone, one Itty’s size!). Still Itty was ready for the challenge and the whole new direction that his life was going to take. He looked back at his home, one last time, and was off. On his way he breathed in the fresh air. He never realized how different the smell was as he got farther away from the Harbor and and begun to have second thoughts. He’d lived at the Harbor his whole life, was he ready to leave it all for a dream that might not happen? When he finally arrived at The Pig Bea- *ZAP*

Itty felt everything pause as 1000 volts of electricity crawled through his body. He fell to the ground and lay motionless. A tear rolled down his face as he faded into nonexistence. “OMG wth is dat? LOL pig drop!”. The level 36 wizard stared at the incredibly large object that Itty dropped before his departure. Not wasting anymore time, for looters, he picked it up and read the description:

Itty the pig’s heart
Catergory: Accessory
Weapon Attack: 150
STR: 10
LUK: -4
Description: The heart of the bravest pig that ever existed.

Moral: I/L mages are ruthless!

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Our second story is about a sin who really wants to level

There once was a sin.
He needed to train.
And why no one partied?
It rattled his brain.
So he went to golems,
with his pots and Grilled Cheese.
He started to shoot when he hears:
“CC PLZ”

So he changes channels. . .

We have the same sin.
Yes, this one’s the same.
He mad about “CC”.
‘Cause it’s such a pain.
Well now he’s changed channels,
and he’s a bit pleased.
He sets up his buffs when he hears:
“CC PLZ”

So he changes channels. . .again. . .

Our sin’s getting mad.
“Ugh, this is so lame!”
He’s switching his channel,
and getting sick of this game.
He changes to yetis,
and it was a tight squeeze.
Indeed, he should’ve known that he’d hear:
“CC PLZ”

So he changes channels. . . Yet, again. . .

“Why can’t we just share?
Our goal is the same.
I’m sick of CCing,
I just wanna train!
No more CCing,
so get on your knees,
as you watch me KS you with my
UBER ILLBIS!”

He never changed another channel

Ever again.

Moral: Don’t be selfish and CC PLZ all the time, compromise.