Okay Psycho ~.~ (UPDATED)

Dramatic Horor-like Music: *Dun Dun Duuun*

Ehem, Que Drumroll.

Drum: *rolls*

Today was crazy.

I met a psycho, PQed until my eyes couldn’t stand to look at the monitor any longer…and…

Well, that’s all I did ~(x_x)~ *drops dead*

Oh wait, I took two exams in the morning! But I was half asleep so they don’t count.

The story about the psycho is really funny though, so I’ll share it~

It’s like, one in the morning. I’m on Lefluetta, and my goal is to make second job by two.

Which wasn’t hard because by then all of the little school kiddies were tucked into their beds (I took notice to the decline in Smega-spam past 12 AM. Coincidence? I think not! )

I end up inviting this chick into the party, only because she has the same hair style as me (well, and she was the only person on ch 1 at the time ) . . . ( ~.~)

So anyway, we get inside and another party member says something like “learn to speak proper english!” to another member.

And me, being a blonde, and being really hungry, and being sleep deprived for 17 hours, replies “Wait, isn’t it propper ?”

Because for some reason, I SERIOUSLY thought it was spelled propper.

So this psycho chick flips out, like “ZOMG I NEED GET U DIKTIONAIRY??”

But I wasn’t listening, because I had already minimized to work some google magic. ( /*-*)/ <—-(the google dance)

I open back up the game and admitted that I was wrong. And because this chick was turning out to be very strange and possibly bipolar and/or PMSing, I do the whole ‘compliment-you-on-your-avatar-so-that-you-don’t-blow-up-like-an-H-bomb’ thing, and she fortunately chills out.

So then, yea . . . someone in the party DCs. Nothing to worry about, because I’m one of those insane leaders who enjoy being on block five in LPQ just because it is fun to go completely spaz with my keyboard and mouse (*_< ) <—-(spaz face)

We get to stage four, the barrel stage. Oh yes joy fun wee. I hop on three, weee~

Well, while changing blocks, I am attacked by the lag monster.

Apparently it lasted a FEW SECONDS TOO LONG, because when I finally recover the chat is filled with the psycho chick finally dropping her H-bomb:

“GET ON 1. GET ON 1. YOU’RE WASTING TIME. YOU’RE WASTING MY TIME!! LEADER GET ON 1!!”

“Sorry, I lagged. I’m usually fast, don’t worry.”

“THEN WHY ARE YOU ON 3!? GET ON 1! QUIT WASTING TIME—“

Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Bladeeblah. You understand the psycho…that’s all that matters.

So we clear and go into last stage, psycho and the other party member rush Neckis (like everyone and their mother does), so I kill the curse eyes and then chill in my beach chair.

They come up after killing slime, and psycho spews venemous sarcasm: “Thank you for soloing king slime AGAIN.”

(Haha, by the way, she died trying to kill king slime in our last PQ, and blamed it on me . . . )

So I’m really sick of psycho by now.

“I don’t thank people like you who don’t deserve it.”

“People WHO ARE RIGHT, you mean!”

*RAWRSPATKAPOOOW*

That is the sound of my brain giving up on understanding psycho.

So I expell her, she defames me (wow, BIG shocker ), I get another member and we rush back in. I level, I advance.

The end <3

(She defamed me again after that, on a different character, right after I advanced. Psy~chooo! x3 )

UPDATE:

Yea, so I got back on Lefluetta today. My fame was at 6 because of the psycho. Someone in my guild asked what had happened, and when I explained, they ended up mass-faming me

So my fame went from 6 to 22 <3

I LOVE MY GUILD.

<3 GeneiRyodan <3

14 thoughts on “Okay Psycho ~.~ (UPDATED)”

  1. Annikabelle said: “The jewel in every luckybag. o_o <3”

    You mean like a box missing some crayons? Lots of crayons? ~(*_* )z

  2. Khaini? o-O”

    *Is clueless*

    But grats on the advance.

    And um. . . “a glass of milk short of Santa’s snack”? >_>

  3. fpooned said: “Que Drumroll translates as “what drumroll.”

    Le? The? El?”

    I think I meant “Queue” ?

    But srsly, it was three AM, and I had already insisted that ‘proper’ was spelled ‘propper’

    So there wasn’t much to expect >_>;

  4. Correct if i am being totally stupid but isnt it Cue? Cue drumroll.
    Like in a play, if you missed your cue or something? Or am I total nutjob

  5. Yeah, cue.
    Queue is when you wait in line. That would, sorta work. But cue is what you’re looking for.

  6. Harhar. You mean I was actually right? o_o

    Phew! for a second there I thought I might be loosing my mind.

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