Omgwtfxnowaiibbq!!!

Yeah, thought it was gonna be something interesting right? You are so wrong. :’D

I thought it was about time to level my Magician. Plus I was bored so I decided to make a mini adventure.

That sounded so corny, right? I know, just let me finish the gawdamn blog so you can be on your way. *F3*

So I go to storage and see that chinese man there like always. He starts babbling about how his storage is so safe and all that junkerz. When I ask him what he did with my underwear, he stays quiet. Storage is not so safe after all! YOU’VE GOT A CREEPY OLD GEEZER SMELLING YER UNDERGARMENTS! DDD: *Seizure* Omg! This is more shocking than that time I forgot how to stand.

*Flashback*

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>.>

Hellllllo? I’m still laying on the floor here. *Stepped on multiple times*

*End flash back*

O:
Good times…. good times.

That wierd statue thingy over there. No not there, over there. o.o

I saw this creepy statue that looked bored. Upon closer inspection, I saw that it was covered in a dry white substance around the two holes and smelled like old wasted hookers and bums. I always wondered what the real purpose of that statue was.

*Vomit*

O~~~~~~D:

Omg! A widescreen and it STILL sucks!

I went to watch some t.v, but all I saw was this guy getting pwned by an Iron Pig and I like screamed: “9999 Damage!” out loud and people were like: “wth??” and F6ing and then I went: “Fudge it!” and left. o.o

Fight the power! I said FIGHT THE POWER! >O

I went into a grinding frenzy screaming: “Fight the power!” and running around like some idiot. Eventually I got bored and I sat there and talked to myself for like an hour. o.o I swear I attracted a croud. People went: “omg she lost her mind. o.O”

I started telling jokes. And the one I’m known for…

Why are most girls Bandits and liked by most males? Because they love giving SAVAGE BLOWS! :’DDDDD

Everyone went: “OMG ROFLMAO!!”

Then I screamed “FIGHT THE POWER!” again and scared them all away. :3

Yay! Wiz nao!

Well no, not really. Maple started acting like a retawdid sonuvabesh, so I just gave up before I got to do the advancement, but ya’ll know where I’m getting at, right? RIGHT? O.O *Loads shotun*

S’what I thought.

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P.s: Thank you mister for taking the screenie wit meh. <3

10 thoughts on “Omgwtfxnowaiibbq!!!”

  1. Annikabelle said: “[quote=THEREALMeepsterXP]I had the tendency to do something perverted. I did it five times”

    5x

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