Christmas Tips

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Here they are… Happy Holidaze!
1. If your sure that your celebrating Christmas for the rest of your life, get an artificial tree.
2. The roof of your house isn’t as high as you remembered. Buy a tree smaller than your estimate.
3. Since Snow is coming, lock the doors.
4. Buy a plastic Turkey.
5. Don’t let the Pizza man suffer in the blizzard. Don’t let your guests barf because of your food either. (Don‘t cook)
6. Never lick a icy pole. Even if there is a slick of whipped cream on it.
7. Do not eat Yellow Snow cones your friends made you
8. Put 2 marshmallows in your hot chocolate.
9. Put a package of gum into a giant box.
10. Hide all your candy canes from your family. Eat them for yourself.
11. Make the stockings you hang over your fireplace REALLY REALLY big.
12. If you get underwear for a present, bring down the Christmas tree and blame the dog.
13. Do not eat Diet coke with Mentos.
14. Bring your dog to your enemie’s front yard for your dog’s “liquid waste”
15. Give your enemie a pair of socks. With a picture of digimon on it.
16. Stay home. Never go outside.
17. Don’t mistake a coke for coffee.
18. When making a snow-fort at school, cover it with water to make it frozen. The bullies won’t touch it.
19. Do not look directly at the Computer Monitor for 28 hours straight.
20. Don’t catch snow on your tongue until your sure the birds have finished migrating.
21. Start a snowball fight with your schoolmates.
22. Be stealthy and scare your friends to death.
23. Don’t think about New Year’s Eve.
24. Do not use Portable Potties.
25. Buy lots of Chocolates and store them for later.
26. Freak your neighbors out and make them go outside in the cold in their PJs.
27. Listen to Tip 13.
28. Download something with lots of files on your computer it to bug people who go on it.
29. Play very violent games.
30. Never spell Christmas like Christmass or you will go to hell.
31. Don’t let the Christmas Tree stab you
32. Always hope you have fun!

15 thoughts on “Christmas Tips”

  1. Lol o.o

    Timmy said: ”
    6. Never lick a icy pole. Even if there is a slick of whipped cream on it.
    7. Do not eat Yellow Snow cones your friends made you
    13. Do not eat Diet coke with Mentos”

    Those are funny xD
    Some of them were kinda random tho 😛

  2. Clever, I thought the one about catching snow flakes with your tung was funny! ^_^
    Did YOU make these up? o.0″

  5. Timmy said: “15. Give your enemie a pair of socks. With a picture of digimon on it.”

    Funny xD

  10. #18 is fun. I’ve done that, and when the people go to jump on your fort, they slip and fall. Then you can laugh at their pain as they bleed from head trauma.

  12. My friend was gonna eat diet coke and mentos, but than he remembered that he could die from them, so he put them together and made a bomb xP. . . . .

  13. yeah my frens and i made a video with a coke/mentos bomb and it flew like like 10 storys high, the bottle flew so high man, like, wowow

  14. im going to buy my friend some diet coke and mentos right now

    if he dies the blake goes on DREAGON

  15. They did a show on MythBusters about Diet Coke and Mentos. It was awesome!

    Lmao at “20. Don’t catch snow on your tongue until your sure the birds have finished migrating.”

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