Here they are… Happy Holidaze!
1. If your sure that your celebrating Christmas for the rest of your life, get an artificial tree.
2. The roof of your house isn’t as high as you remembered. Buy a tree smaller than your estimate.
3. Since Snow is coming, lock the doors.
4. Buy a plastic Turkey.
5. Don’t let the Pizza man suffer in the blizzard. Don’t let your guests barf because of your food either. (Don‘t cook)
6. Never lick a icy pole. Even if there is a slick of whipped cream on it.
7. Do not eat Yellow Snow cones your friends made you
8. Put 2 marshmallows in your hot chocolate.
9. Put a package of gum into a giant box.
10. Hide all your candy canes from your family. Eat them for yourself.
11. Make the stockings you hang over your fireplace REALLY REALLY big.
12. If you get underwear for a present, bring down the Christmas tree and blame the dog.
13. Do not eat Diet coke with Mentos.
14. Bring your dog to your enemie’s front yard for your dog’s “liquid waste”
15. Give your enemie a pair of socks. With a picture of digimon on it.
16. Stay home. Never go outside.
17. Don’t mistake a coke for coffee.
18. When making a snow-fort at school, cover it with water to make it frozen. The bullies won’t touch it.
19. Do not look directly at the Computer Monitor for 28 hours straight.
20. Don’t catch snow on your tongue until your sure the birds have finished migrating.
21. Start a snowball fight with your schoolmates.
22. Be stealthy and scare your friends to death.
23. Don’t think about New Year’s Eve.
24. Do not use Portable Potties.
25. Buy lots of Chocolates and store them for later.
26. Freak your neighbors out and make them go outside in the cold in their PJs.
27. Listen to Tip 13.
28. Download something with lots of files on your computer it to bug people who go on it.
29. Play very violent games.
30. Never spell Christmas like Christmass or you will go to hell.
31. Don’t let the Christmas Tree stab you
32. Always hope you have fun! read more

Well, I’m currently lvl 44 and I’m massivly PQing. I make about 15% a day, or around. It will decrease as I get higher level, and I play an average of 3.5 hours a day. I want to get ahead of my friend that’s Level 60, I want him to get mad. o.o So anyway, please post saying your opinions.
Yes:
No :
Yes, this is a poll.

Don’t go in the blog I made, because you’ll lag like crazy and you’ll have to close MMO. I went to far on that one. ;P
So seriously, don’t go in there. PLEASE. That is all for now. And also, King Kong is batting out airplanes on top of the CN tower. Aliens have came to Earth to destroy all Humans. But most importantly, I haven’t had a Mexican dinner tonight read more

This is a joke a friend told me. There are 3 people. A gypsy says if you jump off a cliff and say something, you fall in that thing. The 1st guy said SILVER! He fell into silver. The 2nd guy said GOLD! He fell into gold. The third guy tripped over a stone and said CRAP! Then, he fell in crap.
Poor guy.

I was hoping you believed me. But I guess you didn’t…