30 thoughts on “I found this thing”

  1. Nah, a shotgun just doesn’t cut it this time. How about a flaregun? Or we could borrow some of those nuclear thingumabobs from North Korea.

  2. Alas, we’re no longer on speaking terms after that little fiasco with the Sea of Japan a while back. But I think I know just the thing.
    My baby double-barrelled, nonane-fuelled, portable “Burninator X424”. Let’s burn. . .

    A sheep infestation on MMOTales! Heaven forbid. All things considering that the profusion of idiocy on this site is enough to make any rational person’s mind boil, I think it’s reasonable to say that the sheer amounts of n00bdom on this site have either driven away or driven mad (Case in point: moi.) the minds of most originally-rational people here. Thus resulting in a profusion of sheep, who will blindly click any damn like button they are told to click. Sono, your point was true. I hereby condemn all of you sheep to a lifetime as an everlasting mutton curry, being eternally hacked by people like this fool here.

  3. *reads through the chunk* *catches on one word* Mutton curry! I like curry, though I prefer chicken.

    Eh, why blame the sheep, darling. You were already mad to begin with, if the testimonials of others hold true. Though I’d say that it is most enjoyable to watch you visit your peculiar brand of insanity on these woolly mutton-curry-ingredients. Perhaps even Babe would agree that it is the best way to make these sheep run.

    Wait. I think I see the crazy jailors from the thing they sent us to. What’s its name? Ah, yes, the Mental Institution. Quick, befuddle them with these sheep!

  4. *gasp* You found my secret out! It couldn’t have been because we were cellmates; no, of course, surely not! I’d enjoy placing the blame solely on the sheep and the fools, but I suppose you’re right. One who was already mad cannot be influenced by the weak-minded, even when the weak-minded have force of numbers. Or should I say the wool-minded? I’m coming to believe that their neurones have the same amount of capability as a chunk of fluff. Maybe less; at least chunks of fluff are useful for something. Aka making warm clothes, for meh. But the neurones of MMOT sheep are, by and large, rarely utilized and, in most cases, dead. Let’s feed the sheep to the little MMOT wolf. All the poor thing gets to eat half the time is just spam.

    They’re coming? They’re coming for us? Oh noes! Quick, set some sheep on fire so we can distract them!

  5. What cellmates? Oh wait. Yes, I swear, you look kind of familiar, now that we are both in straitjackets. How kind of our jailors to let the sleeves loose so we can still type though. You think they ran far after having their butts catch fire when you ‘accidentally’ shot them with your Burninator?

    The wolf says thank you, it hasn’t had such tasty barbequed meat in such a long time. I always knew you were a whiz at BBQ-ing, Dezzles. But, maybe, just maybe, you ought to turn the heat up a bit. I heard there’s a new species of sheep that developed flame-retardant wool. XD

  6. Ah, the good old days. I’d swear this van still has the dent marks from where I tried to headbutt my way through. . .it still does indeed! Huzzah, my legacy continues!
    I’d hope they keep running, actually. Those polyester trousers they’re wearing seemed to be, ah, melting, and I’d rather not be given an eyeful of that right now.

    Always my pleasure to feed one of my female canine kindred. And I’m no whiz; just a mere amateur learning from the Lords of Flame, though at one stage I was a spy infiltrating the smoking embers of the MapleGlobal forums. I was given a rather cold shouldered-welcome, surprisingly. One does learn to think fast, sharp and hot when put in such a situation.

    Flame retardant-wool! Excellent, that will eliminate the need for me to keep wearing this disgusting asbestos suit whenever I have a spree of pyromaniacry. But that seems to contradict the laws of MMOT sheepvolution: “Thou shalt serve as nothing, but as a perpertual annoyance and source of disgust for the sane.” Nonetheless, if that’s possible, then I shall have to hunt some down and have an intellectual discourse with them. That will most probably result in me getting a new set of clothes by the end of the week, hopefully?

  7. @Phoenix: You actually CLICKED it?! O_O

    @Des: If you are an amateur, then I am a prokaryote in the evolution of Phlamers. XD
    Yes, flame retardant wool. You know, a quirk of the process of mutation. Then some kind soul like you came along to eliminate those without the flame retardant wool mutant gene, and being sheep, the remaining mutants sort of proliferated. *shrugs* Darwin would approve my theory, I think.

  8. Hey, some aren’t as cynical.

    No mere prokaryote you! Phlaming may not be thine true forte, but only a GENIUS could conceive of the PPitA treatment, and for that I bow absolutely to you and yours.
    I see. I’ve been a part of the process of evolution! I feel proud, though I wish it hadn’t been with this specific brand of sheep. The flame-resistant ones are harder to catch and pin, but, ah well, my tools of the trade must change with the times. Sarcasmatron, Cynicismore and n00b-b-gone never fail, though, used in the right proportions.

  9. UCE stands for Undetectable Cheat Engine. There is a really good bypass, called GameGuard Killer, or GGK for short. There is another one that requires you to pay to use it. People give names to their Undetectable Cheat Engine. One popular one is Nub Engine, and others are Disk Drove, Templary Engine, and Serbio Engine. Why do they give these names? Each Undetectable Cheat Engine is different, to avoid getting caught by GameGuard. Also, people spent a lot of time compiling their Cheat Engine using DDK (Driver Development Kit or w/e, but it’s from Microsoft). Hmm. . .let’s see. . .OK that’s all I have to say.

  10. the problom is, where do u get a cheat engine?
    and this post will jsut be giving birth to a bunch of noob leachers, not pro hackers.

  11. Fool, don’t go posting dumb stuff like this.

    Don’t you know hackers have forums.

    They will hunt you down and ban you.

    Trust me.

  12. omgsoh. i accidently clicked i liked the blog when i wanted to check other blogs. . . >.< egh. sorry guys.

  13. Sure, dear. Oh, I’m in the mood for sheepshooting, I haven’t done it since I was a youth in the backwaters! Wait, what did you know, we did bring my shotgun on this trip. . .

  14. is it seriously keylogged cuz i clicked without reading the replys if it is how do i remove it

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