Not really related to maple, but an interesting read anyways.

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K, so like.

I played lots of DDR, and I got all sweaty and ew. So I went to take a shower.

And there’s a bug in my window. I think it was staring at me. Dx I couldn’t find the fly swatter, so I I had to grab a tube of wrapping paper to smack it.

When I came back, it wasn’t there. >__>;;

Later on, it appeared again on my window, and I was like, “D:

It didn’t fall off. Stupid bug.

So I turned the nozzle on the power-massage thingy and sprayed it until it fell.

But it was still alive and trying to swim back up the drain. DDDx

So I left the hot water on and watched it drown amidst the boiling water of DOOM.

The end.