Un-fundness sucks!

So it all started when I was training with a good friend with a name with so many numbers
and random names I don’t even know how to pronounce it…let alone spell it! I’m lv39, using
my normal build sin, and he was lv37. What do you know…he was hitting more than me. I
was doing like 1000 dmg every lucky seven, and he was doing like 1500! I asked him if
he had scrolled items, and he showed me his 8 atk work glove, his 15 luk suana robe, and
a REALLY godly dark guardian. Plus he was dexless too!

I was speechless…looking at the items placed in the trade box with awe and jealousy,
looking like a dumbass outside of the computer screen. I canceled the trade box and
checked my own items…i used 7 100% atk scrolls on my dark guardian…and that’s the
only scrolled item I had…(plz don’t laugh at me…I know…me a nubby nub >.&gt Plus
my nx had already wore off too…which made me more depressed.

He knew I was jealous, and he started spamming f2, laughing at my pain…my
misery…my JEALOUSY! ARGHH! He felt sorry for me, and he trained me when I was afk
and when I came back…10 more % of exp…oo That night…while in bed…I was
thinking about his godly equips, his godly damage…and that sinister laugh…and I cried
myself to sleep…okay okay, I didn’t X3.

That’s when It hit me…I wanted to do as much damage as him! I had three plans…
I started with plan A…make a new dexless sin! Hehe, I was determined, and excited…
and I decided to fund this new char with my current sin. I eagerly made one, and
I mustered up all my courage, and fought through a dangerous island, filled with
snails. I trained hard…I endured a long and painful journey…for five whole minutes!
“Okay…this is going to take too long…PLAN B!” RAWR!

I begged my higher level friends to give me some equips…okay I didn’t really beg,
but I urged them to give me something. I asked and asked…and It got me no where.
At last I learned my lesson…MAPLE STORY WAS INHABITED BY PROS WHO DONT
GIVE NUBS STUFF oo It’s my theory, don’t argue with me!

PLAN C! A boring plan, but the plan that actually worked. Train hard to get mesos,
and take my chances scrolling my equips…so there you have it…there begins
my long, boring journey of becoming a mapler with godly equips The moral of
this blog…is a wise one…never forget it…BEING A NOOB SUCKS! T.T

10 thoughts on “Un-fundness sucks!”

  1. lololol, that’s not true some people to give out equips randomly , well that was back in the “days” but who knows? 😮

    anywho I’m broke too so g/l w/ making meshos

  2. my plan =

    1 try and earn mes0z [but never works cuz lovie keeps giving me mesarz D=]

    2 train hard on cherry blossom’s sister’s cousin’s mom’s daughters [celions x3]

    3 when boerd, randomly buy scrolls on link]Basil Market[/url]

    4 try not to overspend on scrollage D=

    5 after lvling, suicide as many times as u can, explore as much as u can, and bug high lvls as much as u can before ur EXP becomes precious

    ~Cheezy

  3. my plan =

    1 try and earn mes0z [but never works cuz lovie keeps giving me mesarz D=]

    2 train hard on cherry blossom’s sister’s cousin’s mom’s daughters [celions x3]

    3 when boerd, randomly buy scrolls on Basil Market

    4 try not to overspend on scrollage D=

    5 after lvling, suicide as many times as u can, explore as much as u can, and bug high lvls as much as u can before ur EXP becomes precious

    ~Cheezy

  4. Aaron’s plan on non funding.

    1. Easy way out. Gachapon, price check using basil.
    2. Merchant (cool UBER GODLY MONEY but takes a while) 3 Months and end up with 300M+ . Do it correctly and your rich (Shope required)
    3. What you said train hard and attempt to get lucky.
    4.PQ and start wishing.
    5. MESOZ PLZ (not recomended)

    Dexless sins fail. Seriously. A freaking gariner to level 35. ANd without the mesos for a good Maple Claw, you’ll still do the same damage >_>. Unlike my dexless turning into a low dex sin. Level 42. I did 2k/2k.

    Equips:
    19 dex sauna
    31 attack Maple Claw
    Red maple bandana
    7dex balck snow shoes
    8 dex icras cape
    clean fallen leaf earrings.
    Current mesos on hand: 35M. reciving a possbile 110M. (Friends owe me)

  5. HEY JOIN THE CLUB!
    Now you know how I feel XD
    level 60 and i STILL have an average amount of LESS THAN 3 mil

  6. lol haha i didnt really go mesars pl0x on them, i just asked, well this is going to take a while, >.> But oh well, and dang everytime i do ludi pq, i always get potions, jeez that sucks

  7. Well, at least you won’t have to spend money on potions for a while o.o

    And yeah, being poor does suck. XD But I get pretty lucky on occasions, such as when I found that 60% staff scroll the other day. I scrolled my Thorns with it, and now it’s a 2int 5slot Thorns. XDDD It still sucks though :p

  8. LOL and i also suck at scrolling too, i have no luck, i mean a 60% scroll failed me twice in a roll, that made me stop scrolling for a while, oo

  9. You’re friend’s not a DEXless sin. -_-

    Keep at your first sin, DEXless sins aren’t worth it.

  10. 1.Be a trader.
    I earned 150m in 29 days (i am such a freak)
    2.Be lame,pray you are lucky and gacha.
    3.Scam.
    4.Dont buy stuff on impulse.Have a book and jot down daily on what you spend and what you received.It really helps keep track of your money.
    5.Dont play with scrolls unless you know you are dam lucky.Or prepare to be burnt.
    6.Think out of the box and be creative.Think what the market wants and deliver it to them.Think out of the box and invent new money making ideas.

    @MeepsterXP:
    Pureluck owns.Seriousely,if you can get a good weapon.
    There is this level 107 cdit with
    -zk helm clean
    -13luck shield
    -10dex3luck shoes
    -20luck2dex top
    -16 dex bottom
    -12wa 1luck pwg
    -13luck109wa dragon tail
    -10dex earings
    Able to hit 11k without any +wa pots at lv 107,on a purple squid.
    Me,at level 89
    -maple red bandana str2int2luck2dex3 few slots > >
    -13luck 1slot shield
    -8dex shoes
    -9luck 4slots top
    -11dex 1slot bottom
    -12wa bwg
    -9luck 98wa fan
    -10dex earings
    Able to hit 10.1k with cidar at lv 89,on a goby.

    When i hit his level,and get my helmet,
    i am most proberly going to do more damage then him.

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