I hack MapleStory! >=D

That is right! I hack the crap out of it! I leech hacks off sites like…um…maplestory.nexon.net! >=D

That is the best site to hack off from. =D

Anywho, I jsut wanted to post something…and it had to be in relevence to MapleStory. Oh yeah! I quit FlyFF BEcause it was so boring…and revealing. I think I was warned once before, but with the experience of being a female character on MapleStory (I got so many free items, and money! =D), I thought being a female on FLyFF would be giving me the same results! I eventually became an Assist, and I realised something…the gear is a frigging BIKINI. I was like “what mates!?” and I F6ed that…yes I F6 in real life…it is kind of hard, but it is still fun to do. I continued on until lvl 32-ish…which is where evenyone started to go all “ZOMG SEX ME pl0x”, on me. At first I was falttered, then I realised that I was a GUY…and I told them. They either ran away, logged off, started caling me a pedophile, swearing at me, or did not believe me.

Those who did not believe me were very persistent (I am pretty sure I spelled that incorrectly…), and so I got on my board and BOOKED. He followed me EVERYTHERE…IT WAS DANG FREAKY, AND I THOUGHT THERE WERE NO SOLUTIONS TO THIS PROBLEM! It finally occured to me that I should log-off, and so I did! =D

Well, It has now been proven to me that it is a lot harder to be a girl, than to be a guy. Ok, now I know that someone is going to think that I am saying this just to get something going on in my social life, and so the sake of this being avoided I shall say…err..type…”I AM GOING TO REMAIN SINGLE FOLKS! SORRY GUYS/GALS”. I guess the moral of this story is, “DO NOT ASK FOR SEX, BECAUSE IT IS NOT NICE”…I think. Plus, I think you are going ot loose one of your “unmentionables”…you should be a guy if you have “unmentionables”, if you are not…Oh dear O_O.

Anywho, for my birthday/anyday, I’d like to have an infinately sharp sword! Which is basically “A sword sharpened by someone for many years. This sword is so sharp that it cuts the air around it. Just put an oxygen tank on and enter a small building and suffocate your enemies. If it wasn’t for the hilt, when you dropped this sword it would cut clean through the earth and come out the other side, where gravity would reverse and it would fall back and stab you in the unmentionables. This sword is not to be mistaken with the “More Infinitely sharpened sword” which cuts atoms. You know what happens when you split an atom right?It is also not to be confused with the “Infantly Sharpened Sword” which was indeed made by babies.”

If you want to know more cool melee weaponry, check this link out:
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P.S. I did not really hack/do not really hack MapleStory, pl0x do not report/defame me. D=

5 thoughts on “I hack MapleStory! >=D”

  1. xDDDDDDDDDD

    That was a funny blog, I really enjoyed it

    -runs away because im NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, IM SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING-

    (shh!)

    [EDIT] But the part with the sword-things was really funny, lol
    I really liked it

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