Ah this site is confusing. Either it has a bad layout, or I’m just stupid.
Anyhooo, my name is OMGFABULOSITY. You may either call me that, or Stutterfish – which ever name your tongue wraps around better. I am sixteen and on summer vacation, which means *omg* I have time to play MAPLE STORY!!!
But before I talk about my exploits in the Land of Maple… and Stories… I must talk about my dear sister Reve.
Reve is an amazing child, but she lacks intelligence at times. Despite such ineptitudes, (for which I love her!), she was an innocent little child. Ah, I remember the days when she would run around with the boys, wishing she could go to work in the factory like them!
To think, the day would come when she would blush and run from such men.
Today is the day when the transformation is complete. Funny Froggy, our dear French friend, was the catalyst in such a turn of events, setting the avalanche of emotions free with his tale of A Lost Love. And then, when Reve’s innocent eyes fell upon the actor Gaspard Ulliel, her childhood was destroyed and out burst free a young woman.
“OMG HE’S HAWT” she cried, whispering afterwards, “… I’ve never said that before.”
The realization was stunning, and breath taking. I, Stutterfish, applauded her into this awakening, for what big sister would not?
Maple Story: The Beginning
I signed up today, and wandered off into the game. I, being the slow human as I am, had no clue what to do. I wandered around, bumped into things, and dropped my keyboard. A little man with an axe came along and said “Ha ha”. I had no clue how he did it, and therefore I merely walked into him. He swung his axe at me.
I’m coming to believe that this game is a bit too dangerous for me. Those cute little images sure fooled me.