Loss of Innocence, and the first day in!

Ah this site is confusing. Either it has a bad layout, or I’m just stupid.

Durh?!

Anyhooo, my name is OMGFABULOSITY. You may either call me that, or Stutterfish – which ever name your tongue wraps around better. I am sixteen and on summer vacation, which means *omg* I have time to play MAPLE STORY!!!

AAAAAH.

But before I talk about my exploits in the Land of Maple… and Stories… I must talk about my dear sister Reve.

Reve is an amazing child, but she lacks intelligence at times. Despite such ineptitudes, (for which I love her!), she was an innocent little child. Ah, I remember the days when she would run around with the boys, wishing she could go to work in the factory like them!

To think, the day would come when she would blush and run from such men.

Today is the day when the transformation is complete. Funny Froggy, our dear French friend, was the catalyst in such a turn of events, setting the avalanche of emotions free with his tale of A Lost Love. And then, when Reve’s innocent eyes fell upon the actor Gaspard Ulliel, her childhood was destroyed and out burst free a young woman.

“OMG HE’S HAWT” she cried, whispering afterwards, “… I’ve never said that before.”

The realization was stunning, and breath taking. I, Stutterfish, applauded her into this awakening, for what big sister would not?

*throws confetti*

Maple Story: The Beginning

I signed up today, and wandered off into the game. I, being the slow human as I am, had no clue what to do. I wandered around, bumped into things, and dropped my keyboard. A little man with an axe came along and said “Ha ha”. I had no clue how he did it, and therefore I merely walked into him. He swung his axe at me.

I’m coming to believe that this game is a bit too dangerous for me. Those cute little images sure fooled me.

15 thoughts on “Loss of Innocence, and the first day in!”

  1. Welcome to the site
    Let me be the first and the last to say,
    “I jump over bugs 0.o”

    Lol, *theorizes everyone will say it now*
    Well, I guess your pretty familiar with the site and don’t let the bad bugs bite, just jump over them!
    Good luck!

  2. Ho hum. I dunno how to quote people, sooo,

    @ lazydame –

    Let me be the first to say, “Bugs jumpeth not over lazydames”. Why? Because they’d get heart burn.

    OhbutI’mnotfamiliar.
    Thanks anyway

    @FunnyFroggy – Heyy if I’m Reve’s sister, she’s technically your sister-in-law. cool how cool is that?

  3. Yey! And you quote by pressing the little + and then click quote. How cool is that?

    Or you can type [quote][./quote] without the period. Magic.

  4. Oh shiz. The first suggestion was too confusing. I’m going with the second option.

  5. Lulz. Don’t you see the little + sign next to my comment? If you click that, you can quote or PM me. If you click the + on your own comment, you can edit your comments.

    Do I need to explain some more?

  6. Dest1 said: “STREEEEEEEAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    *passes by*

    WELCOME TO MMOtalessÂ…”

    *is blinded*

    , Thank you?

  7. Wouldn’t that mean you’re married to froggy cause that’s the only way reve could be froggy’s sister in law,
    ewww, first day and you’ve already succumbed to froggy’s charm! So much, that you married him?

  8. lazydame said: “Wouldn’t that mean you’re married to froggy cause that’s the only way reve could be froggy’s sister in law,
    ewww, first day and you’ve already succumbed to froggy’s charm! So much, that you married him?”

    Guilty as charged.
    : (

    When are we getting OFFICIALLY married, btw?

  9. FunnyFroggy said: “Iunno.

    Maybe she’s Reve in disguise.

    Whoooo meee?

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