Har har.

Currently Listening To : Reflection by Tool

‘kay. I’m a little buzzed from drinking too much soda, so this post might lack coherence/organization. ._.

Oh, and this post might contain some adult themes, so… viewer discretion is advised and all that rot. Even though I don’t personally believe in censorship. <_>
So, the day started out with me having this inclination to train my Blunt Weapon page.
But first, a little backstory. I was recently defamed in Ludi PQ on my page because my IGN is SweetSodomy. (I’m afraid of defining that word for the less-aware readers because I might get banned, so I’ll just move on :o) I was originally going to name the character SweetHarmony, but of course, it was taken by some jerk in Scania >. I happened to be talking to one of my gay friends on AIM at the same time, so as a little joke, I decided to just name it SweetSodomy. It was originally going to be a mule, anyway, so I thought it wouldn’t matter if people were offended by it. But as time went on, I slowly got more and more interested in Blunt Weapon pages, so I just thought what the hell. Sooo, yeah. Just thought I’d share that with ya’ so that you don’t read any future blogs and get creeped out by my IGN. I’m not gay, bytheway, but I have some close relatives and friends both in-real-life and in Maple who are gay/lesbian. So don’t hate.

So, yeah. I got bored of grinding at Pixies during my offtime of Ludi PQing with friends, so I started brainstorming for a new training spot. I remembered way back in the day when my BluntWeapon Page friend, Skaroth, and I were exploring Aqua Dungeon when it first came out, and that he would sometimes train at the Dangerous Cave (of fly-eyes). I know now that it’s a popular spot for Assassiins and Bandits, but I thought I’d give it a shot with my page.

When I got to Aqua Dungeon, I had some trouble reaching the Dangerous Cave. Assassins and Bandits, as I’m aware of, have it easy because of their DarkSight. I used a couple of Unagis and finally reached the map. The first Dangerous Cave I got to was occupied, so I decided to change channels in the Pianus map. When I enter the Pianus map expecting it to be vacant, I find not only one, but two Pianus’. My computer lagged and the next thing I saw was the gravestone animation and purple 3.3k damage flashing on the screen. Lucky for me, the next Dangerous Cave I got to was empty, so I started training. Strangely enough, I got a heck of a lot of EXP. Not to mention I could transfer the FlyEye wings to my weaker characters for Orbis exchange quests. While one-two hitting those flyeyes, I imagined myself training here for many levels to come.

20 percent later, a sin by the name of iLUVSOBs1 comes into my map …darksighted. He turns off his darksight, enables his buffs, and begins ksing me. Being that he’s at least 10 levels ahead of me and …well, a sin, he has no trouble one hitting them from far-range. I ask him to change channels, and he adamantly refuses. When I ask why, he says it’s because I’m a warrior, and I have no right to be in the Dangerous Cave in the first place because it’s MEANT for Sins and Dits. …I’m not going to get into this any further, I’ll just let the screenshots speak for themselves. Like, seriously, what the hell am I supposed to do in these situations? I try reasoning with the dude, but he’s just …beyond all comprehensible logic. If I give up and just walk away (which I did), I hate to say it, but it really hurts my pride. x_x;

Luckily, my day got a little better. Getting fed up with Bera because of iLUVSOBs1, I decide to train my Bello-nub, Synesthete. I recently made this as a way to stalk some of my real life friends who play in Bellocan. But … I was still extremely laggy x_x;. I went to the Mushroom Garden HiddenStreet map to the west of Henesys, surfed for an empty channel in the midst of all the hacked channels, and began grinding away. Thanks to the double EXP event, I got from 9 to 14 in practically less than an hour. As I was training, my lag just got worse. It wasn’t like any usual lag, either. It was like, I was able to kill the enemies on the spot, but their drops would literally take 5 seconds to materialize. Lag makes me angry, and there’s usually nothing that soothes me when I’m lag-training. But about 15 percent into Level 14, a Orange Mushroom dropped a 10% Shoes for Jump scroll, which just made my day. I trained the rest of 14 and signed off in peace.

I was afraid to train my priest because of the lagginess, but I still managed to get 20 percent, mostly thanks to the double EXP event (and also to sexy ice mages[deadbunnie

Hmm, I’m gonna try to convince my friend Craig (Guile07 on MMO, he made the ID but hasn’t written as of yet) to write some blogs. He’s a very sharp guy so I think he’d make an interesting read.

Pics:
1) Reasoning with iLUVSOBs1. I know my responses are kind of childish, as Erk said in my previous post. But I can’t think of anything to say when I’m angry.
2) He whispers me and starts some drama. D: The top portion where he first says stuff and the bottom part where he begins flaunting his “godly” equips are cut off.
3) Two Doom Fishies!
4) My reaction to finding the 10% Shoes for Jump scroll on my Bello-nub.
5) Removed, ’cause she’s a skank <_>
Edit: ohcrap, I can’t seem to remove the pic. :X

Anyways, that was my Maple day. Hope my post wasn’t TOO boring. Peace.

10 thoughts on “Har har.”

  1. Have you sodomized your children lately?

    Aye, that guy sure was an idiot. Good job chewing him out.

    P.S. Every time I see your name, I think of Vegeta or something. o.o

    P.P.S What world do ya mainly play in? You seem like a good ham.

    ~Cheezy

  2. MasterCheeze said: “Is it so much to get you to talk to me? =/

    ~Cheezy”

    ~ Cheezy ~ Cheezy.
    It’s getting annoying...

    Anyway, you should’ve said 2 or 3mil. Take it, then KS him.

  3. MasterCheeze said: “Is it so much to get you to talk to me? =/

    ~Cheezy”

    Haha, sorry mate. I haven’t signed on since last night ’cause I got annoyed with the lag. It’s gone now.
    I mainly play on Bera.

  4. Haha sodomy. . .careful with that. . . *goes off on listening to LPS new album, that hasnt even been released yet*

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