Zon day I vent to a big hotel in Kerning zity. In ze morning I go down to eat breakvast. I order 2 pizzez of toast, the vaiter zhe only bring me zone pizz. I tell her I vant two pizz, zhe zay’z “Go to ze bathroom”, I zay “You no underztand?, I wanted to pizz on my plate!” and zhe zay’z “You better not pizz on ze plate you zon ov a b****!” I don’t even know ze lady and zhe called me a zon of a b****.
Later zat day I vent to a big rezraunt to eat dinner. Ze vaiter zhe bring me a spoon and knife, zut no fork! I call ze vaiter I zay I vanted a fork, zhe zay “everybody vant’z a fork”. I zay you no underztand I wanted a fork on ze table and zhe zay’s “You better not fork on ze table you zon ov a b****”.
Zo I go back to my voom in ze hotel and zere iz no sheetz on ze bed. I call ze manager, I zay “I want a sheet”, He zay “go to ze toilet”, I zay “You no underztand I wanted to sheet on ze bed” and he zay “You better not sheet on ze bed you zon ov a b****!”
I go to ze check out and ze man at ze counter zay’s “Peace on you” and I zay “Peace on you to you zon ov a b****!”.
I’m getting out ov here, Ayeshman.
LOL
O-m-f-g, this was HILARIOUS.
I cracked up so badly.
XD XD XD XD XD
That made me laugh XD
The Italian man from Malta. That never fails to amuse me.
Laughter shall rule the world!
DDDDDD
LOL This never fails to amuse me
Maybe a little immature, but still hilarious. XD
I’ve heard this joke before. It’s still funny though.
*Laughs madly*
I choked on a lollipop!
Never laugh when licking/eating a lollipop </3
XD haha! my god that was funny.
One of the funniest blgos ever. Even if it’s not MMO-related, it’s still good. I’d accept it anytime.
~Cheezy
LOL! That made me laugh. <3
L O L THATS AWESOME
,
No soup for you o_O
COME BACK ONE YEAR >=o
HEY! You got that off a website, or something along those lines =O!