Cows…

Why arent there any cows in the game. Whether its a pet or a monster I want a freakin cow. I mean how cool would it be that every time you talked to it or you killed it you heard a cow moo. Or maybe you could have a quest that after you complete it you get like a… cow disguise. I’m just saying I can fight slimes, mushrooms, zombies, but no cows. Where is the justice for the cows. Just something to think about

6 thoughts on “Cows…”

  1. If you would like to destroy a cow, I may suggest Runescape for your bovine homicide needs.
    , No, wait. That’s not something a cannibal would wish upon his worst enemies.
    I actually don’t feel it’s that necessary to the game. I guess if you have a rabid cow complex about you, it’s understandable, but,

  2. well really i could go play diablo 2 and kill cows there, since runescape sucks at life, but i wana kill cows by throwing stars into them causing them to say moo, i guess its just me

  3. There could, but you’d have to find a way to Doom the Balrog.
    And you can’t.
    Maybe if we just shrink everything that’s NOT a snail, or make EVERYTHING a snail.
    Hmm.
    -fetches Doom Cannon-

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