Shrimpsin0…so scary T.T

omg…ok…well one day..on MS…my friend shrimpsin0, was about to go afk…but he was like “whitehamster…will you marry me? tell me when i get bak” i thought he was joking bout telling him later…but i was wrong…he came bak and said “you haven’t answeeed me” i like”…no…and i g2g” so i get off…and go on Gmail…but it didn’t end there….Below is my chat with Shrimpsin0(Jonathan)

me: hiiii
Jonathan: HI
HI
HI
I
me: @.@
Jonathan: HI
I <3 U
me: -.-
Jonathan: hi
10:07 PM me: moo
Jonathan: do u have a map? cause i got lost in your eyes
me: i g2g now
-.-
if you keep doing that
Jonathan: is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
me: imma tellevlis
=D
Jonathan: nuuuuuuuu
nuuuuuuuuuuuuu
me: that’ll b some interesting news to him
-.-
Jonathan: dont leave me here!!!!
to who?
me: RAAAAAAAWR
10:08 PM elvis
Jonathan: lol
me: he think i like him @.@
Jonathan: you go tell him that I <3 U
lol
i like you
@.@
me: today after chiense school he was like “connie…is there…a special some1 in your life?”
Jonathan: lol
elvis
me: i just whacked him
-.-
Jonathan: lmao
10:09 PM me: i will tell elviiis
@.@
Jonathan: are you a broom, cause u swept me off my feet
me: wait lemme tell him riiight now
Jonathan: O.o
how?
me: =D
Jonathan: i wish i could rearrange the alphabet so i could putU and I together
10:10 PM ummm
10:11 PM are you from tennesee?? cause your the only ten i see
😉
me: @.@
weirdo
Jonathan: lol
10:12 PM if i followed you home would you keep me?
😉
10:13 PM you must be an alin because your beauty is out of this world
alien*
10:14 PM can u do CPR? cause you took my breath away
me: @@
creepy person
Jonathan: O.o
10:15 PM wah
slits wrists
me: -.-
go away
you creepying me out
10:16 PM Jonathan: if u were words on a page id call you fine print
XP
thats all i got
wait, where is elvis?
me: a-hahahahaha
Jonathan: rawr
fine
I STILL <3 YOU
10:17 PM 😉
me: no relli who are yu?
Jonathan: huh?
me: your scarying me -.-
Jonathan: uh sorry?
me: this is like what happened with luke!
Jonathan: O.o
me: except he was serious
10:18 PM NOW bbbs
i g2g to sleep
Jonathan: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
me: -.-
Jonathan: uh
me: ah shaddup
Jonathan: i was about to say something
me: -.-
Jonathan: but it was innappropriate
me: -.-
Jonathan: :X
me: i’m 10 too bad
=D
Jonathan: wah
me: now go eat your own sh!t
-.-
Jonathan: O.o
whoa
10:19 PM T-T
me: -.-
Jonathan: u hurt my feelings….
T-T
me: you scarying my feelings
Jonathan: lol
where is elvis
me: i hate it when ppl toy around like this
-.-
Jonathan: i wanna talk to him
me: talk to who?
Jonathan: im not toying O.o
me: -.-
Jonathan: elvisssimo
me: -.-
Jonathan: ?
10:20 PM really where is he?
me: up yours
now buzz off
-.-
Jonathan: wah
ur so mean
me: JAM RELLI STOP IT
Jonathan: T-T
me: i getting relli mad
-.-
Jonathan: fine fine
me: i not supposed to get mad
-.-
Jonathan: but that really hurt
me: i already have some health probs
Jonathan: O.o
me: -.-
from getting mad so much
10:21 PM Jonathan: o…k…
me: now g’bye
Jonathan: bye
luv ya
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and that’s ALSO not the end of this. Just yesterday..on gmail he told me to get on ms, when i did, he told me to go to FM, and when i did, there was the weird box that said “shrimpsin0 would like to propose an engagement, accept?” i was like…”what???” *clicks cancel*

So creepy…@.@

6 thoughts on “Shrimpsin0…so scary T.T”

  1. Zomg, not really MMO related, so yea. *Goes to stalk Ganz*

    By the way, all of Jonathan’s lines are crap. He just ripped them off a pickup line page; I’ve heard them all before.

  2. you know, I bet he got all those lines off the internet
    and all the 1 minute pauses were him looking up a new one XP
    w/e
    good luck with your love life

    ~Guy of Die

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