The Great Warrior of The Cave.

Random story! :3 Enjoy~

Dedicated to Brendan at the Saturnalia for Latin today. XD TWINNNIESSS!!!
Dedicated also to the brave warriors who tried and failed to eat 20 Twinkies. =0

I tightly grabbed my Doombringer in my hands, as beads of sweat trickled down my neck. As I waited for the fatal doom to overcome me I stood, frozen with fear. The horrific monster had been sniffing around for the last 10mins, hoping to find me. As it was blind, it could not find me. As for me, I could see it perfectly, sniffing around in the dark cave. Then… the horrifying monster stopped. All it did was cock it’s head in my direction. The loud thumping of my heart was the only sound I heard… -Thump- -Thump- -Thump-
Then a horrifying loud-pitched screech filled the entire cave!
–EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- The monster screamed, banging its chest with its metallic claws. Ready to attack, I stood in battle position. The monster rapidly sprinted its way to me. The only thing I could think of at this precious time, the last couple seconds of my life was…. TWWWWWWWINKIIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah! WOOT! THE CREAMY, SPONGEY GOODNESS! THE SWEET, SUGARY TASTE OF TWWWWWWWWINNNNNNN-…
Then…. it was silent…=)

I was actually thinking of slicing off the twinkies part later and making a real story. What do you think? xD

4 thoughts on “The Great Warrior of The Cave.”

  1. You’re story was getting exciting. but the twinkie part made it weird, although that part was funnyXD.

    lol twinkie. . . that reminds me of F&F Tokyo drift, where twinkie was played by bow wow. (sorry getting off topic here)

  2. D.ude.
    R.eally really really awesome.
    A.nd randomness.
    T.hat was pure pwnage.
    o_o

    -giggles in corner-

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