i think i might make this into a series o_O
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edit: Man. I deleted it by accident -_- good thing i saved it in microsoft word

Bob found himself in perion. Lol stupid GMs. When he died, he was just sent to the nearest city. Maybe some of that coffee soaked into his brain. But it still hurt. A lot. He remembered the GM’s varkit stabbing through him. he would have revenge.

Suddenly, something just appeared behind his back. “Bob” it said. Everything went black

When Bob awoke, he found himself with the evil Grendel. “You are the one to end the world of GMs. One of them killed you for spilling his coffee right?”
“Yeah.” The laziness in bob’s heart was now replaced by fury and anger. “i want revenge”
“Excellleeeentttttttt”

“Lets take a look at your skill book, eh?”

Retard Skills
1. Dimwit: All nearby mages lose 100 int. They lose the capability to cast spells. Does not work on GMs
2. Dizziness: All nearby warriors lose 50 accuracy. All damage by warriors is halved. Does not work on GMs
3. Jelly Arrows: Turns all arrows in any1s inventory to jelly. Soul arrow does not work does not work on gms
4. Jelly Stars: Turns all stars in anyone’s inventory to jelly. Does not work on GMs
5. Frozen arms: All nearby bandits lose the ability to use their arms and legs. Does not work on GMs

Mental Retard Skills:
1. Sheild: blocks an attack
2. Chaos: random chaotic effects occur (thats how el nath got its permanent ice age and how aqua road sunk to the bottom of the oceam)
3. NPC killing: gives the ability to kill NPCs
4. Fury: +atk speed, +speed, +jump

“Stupid shadowclaw. I told u to give bob skills like “kill all the GM’s. And I told u, not jelly, peanut butter” Grendal hissed. “Whatever, we will have to use what we have.”

“But I’m allergic to peanuts” shadowclaw said. (Not really)

“Bob” Grendal said. ” I know u want revenge. If you kill a GM, they will just regenerate. However, there is a secret weapon GMs use. It’s probably in the GM headquarters in Heneyes. If you can get hold of that weapon, we will rule the world and you can get revenge”