Currently listening toooooo – Pandemonium
OMG! This new patch SUCKS! I SWEAR, Nexon has-
…What? You’ve heard this before? A thousand times? That’s physically imposs- ….okay okay, fine. SKIPPING AHEAD…
Bob the Snail – a staple of Maplestory history. He’s in every version that has Drake’s Meal Table, therefore, he is in EVERY version and has been since the beginning. Unfortunately, the lifestyle of GMS…all glitz and glamour, has tempted Bob through all these years and he has fallen to the self-centered, all-important lifestyle that most celebrities do. An entirely new quest devoted to what was once the quiet, dignified snail that crawled around in Drake’s meal table. To make matters worse, Bob is a fussy one. Indeed, he now considers himself SO important, he will make an appearance ONCE every 12 hours, and ONLY on a certain platform AND ONLY when enough monsters have been cleared.
Oh, Bob…we miss the old you. The simple snail. The little guy that had 8 hp like every other snail and dropped an etc item worth 2 mesos. Was that just not enough for you Bob? Are you just too good for your adoring audience?
Well, no matter the answers, I’m here as a messenger of all that is good and right to show a new face…young talent. A promising new figure that promises not to be swept up in all of the lies and horribly long spawn times.
BEHOLD!
That’s right folks! Bob is NOTHING! A snail that hangs around with Wild Kargos, Drakes, and Cold Eyes? HA! Fred the Snail – also known as Red Fred – hangs around with skeletons! That’s SO much cooler! Fred is also far deadlier than Bob! Why? Well, if you’re standing on this tough little guy’s platform when he spawns, he’ll knock you straight off the cliff, resulting in a frustrating climb for you, and a painful death for him. Indeed!
Fred isn’t the same as Bob. No, Fred is a different kind of snail. He’s more mature, and shows promise! Fred won’t be taken in by Nexon’s lies of fame, money, power, and women, in that order! FRED will be the new name chanted by all Maplers. BOB IS NOTHING! FRED IS….RED!
Incidentally, I can’t really find Jerry the snail. Neh. No super rare blue snails anywhere. Jerry is probably blending in with his friends right now…
While we’re on the subject of spawns in weird areas, has anyone ever seen the legendary Blue Mushie of Kerning City? I kid you not. Looooong ago, a Blue Mushroom randomly spawned in the Kerning city construction site (to the right). It’s so rare, I don’t even have a picture of it. Man, I miss that thing.
Random maple snippet: An iron hog from the Henesys pq dropped me level 30 warrior pants! SCHWEET! I’m slightly richer!
EDIT: I can’t take screenshots, btw. I don’t know why. The posted screenie was from the ol “print screen and paste on paint” technique.
People call the red snail Gary, not Fred. Then the Blue one is Rob.
Bob the Snail.
Rob the Snail.
Gary the Snail.
See how it works?
Lol. I saw the lil red snail at Sharenian too.
@FireLeo: No, I don’t get how it works. o_O
@Silver: Bob starts with a ‘B’ which is a blue snail which Rob is. Rob starts with a ‘R’ which is a red snail which Gary is. Gary starts with a ‘G’ which is a Green snail which Bob is, and then so on and so on.
I thought Bob was the green snail.
lets see some snails fight! i root for BOB! he’s original!
@FireLeo: Ooo.
Yeah, I thought Bob was a green snail. o_o
@All: Let me rephrase what I said.
Bob the Snail, Green Snail. The ‘B’ in Bob’s name signals that the next snail is a Blue one.
Rob the Snail, Blue Snail. The ‘R’ in Rob’s name signals that the next snail is a Red one.
Gary the Snail, Red Snail. Technically the next snail is the Super Coke Snail lvl 200 in JMS, but since its GMS, the ‘G’ signals that the next snail is a Green one.
See how it works?
OMG thats why praying to bob never worked.
I have to kill his family for the scroll to work
SNAIL FIGHT
*goes out and yells out to the streets*
Well, FireLeo it’s different over here.
Bob the green snail
Rob the blue snail
and
Fred the red snail.
FRED FTW
Bob the green snail
Rob the blue snail
and
Fred the red snail.
FRED FTW”
-nods-
Bob the Snail, Green Snail. The ‘B’ in Bob’s name signals that the next snail is a Blue one.
Rob the Snail, Blue Snail. The ‘R’ in Rob’s name signals that the next snail is a Red one.
Gary the Snail, Red Snail. Technically the next snail is the Super Coke Snail lvl 200 in JMS, but since its GMS, the ‘G’ signals that the next snail is a Green one.
See how it works?”
BLEH! Sophisticated naming methods FTL. D=
lol 18 lieks for commentary about snails?
i luff it btw o.o
~Cheezy
Bob the green snail
Rob the blue snail
and
Fred the red snail.
FRED FTW”
You can call him all you want, but I call him Gary and so do some other people! GARY FTW!
General agreed that it was
Bob the green snail
Phillip the red snail
and Will the blue snail
Bob Phil and Will
I root for George, the blue snail.
Bob = Green
George = Blue
Gary = Red
Hence the names that make you laugh. It’s because they don’t belong
I didn’t even know there was a blue and red snail. D:
Am I behind the times?
Mmmm. Perhaps none of the mentioned names are their actual names. Perhaps it’s all just a ruse of some sort to do, something.
Mayhaps this “Bob Snale” alias is merely a forgery by ______ the snail!
EDIT: 24 likes? That’s, like, all of my previous blogs combined! It makes me happy, yet sad.
LOL!
that u got 24 likes on ur blog about 3 snails?
~Cheezy
That’s ’cause it’s a good blog. On snails.
XD
chyeah =)
~Cheezy
I like snails, Escargot PL0X!1!
EDIT – I made it 26 Likes now! YAY! ^_^
– Little preacher man.
26 like on my blog about 2 snails, 1 snail that was barely mentioned, an obscure blue mushroom, and an iron hog that dropped some level 30 pants for me. OH! And about how I can’t take screenshots.
Yup. Pretty incredible blog if I do say so myself.
Btw, what the heck does Escargot taste like?
Yup. Pretty incredible blog if I do say so myself.
Btw, what the heck does Escargot taste like?”
Yup. Pretty incredible blog if I do say so myself.
Btw, what the heck does Escargot taste like?”
“
YAY! The quote tag worked! ^_^ YAY!
– Little preacher man.
Yup. Pretty incredible blog if I do say so myself.
Btw, what the heck does Escargot taste like?”
“
YAY! The quote tag worked! ^_^ YAY!
– Little preacher man.”
liek zomg what is aid =D
~Cheezy
George. Go away *f3*
*sigh*
King, awesome blawg, man!
By the way, Hardcore Symphony > Pandemonium,
OMG finally i have inspirationg for WaffleStory #2
My brain been screwed for days now
now i have to figure out how i want to approach it
traditional story, or rhyming story
I like rhyming but i want to do traditional
why am i rambling on your thread?
i dunno. . .
I’ll consider stopping. . .
right. . . now.