The Ultimate Job Party(3)

So this is the end of the series O_o if you haven’t read the first 2 chapters I would advise you too >.

IceMage: Soo guys I guess since this is our last chapter we should do something a bit more exciting for the audience!
Firemage: Oh I know what you mean..~takes out red whip~
Cleric: NO. Not that way,plus the last time you did that bandit here was knocked out cold..
Bandit: Oh God NO! NOT THAT AGAIN! Find a happy place.. find a happy place.. im happy… *idiot blaber continues*
Hunter: So Icemage what should we do? I mean everyone here already killed all of spearman’s pets..
Crossbow: So Icemage what should we do? I mean everyone here already killed all of spearman’s pets..
Hunter: DANG IT WHY MUST U CROSSBOWMEN HAVE TO COPY ME?!
CrossBow:We dont you copy us..
Group: Did he just not copy Bowman for a second?!
Sin: Urgh im living with idiots..
Crusador: Yea idiots!
Cleric: Hmm you sure are smart..
*Flash back*
Crusador: Mmkay cleric you heal,cracked spearman you sit back there and play with ur friends-me,myself and I.
Spearman: Yes mam! Come along myself and me!
Cleric: Dont you want hyper body?
Crusador: are you kidding me? He used it once and now he’s cracked up and he thinks the wall is smiling at him
Spearman: Hey dont speak that way to wally! Wally tell our friend here that your a very real and intellegent being
Wall: ….
Spearman: SEE!
Cleric: *Shudders* never mind..
*crusador jumps down*
Hiyaa!
*miss*
*Slash N’ dies*
End flash back.
Crusador: I guess a lvl 71 cant kill it yet..
Hunter: Soo ice mage what was the big event?
Crossbowman: Soo ice mage what was the big event?
Hunter: I just give up now..
Crossbowman: I just give up now..
Icemage: Well i thought we could go hunt some monsters.. like balrog..
Bandit: In my happy place.. in my happy place..
Sin: *shows naked picture of MasterCheeze*
Bandit: Oh hi guys I’m back!
Spearman: What just happened there O_o?
Sin: Simple really,since 2 ugly things cancel each other out,bandit has returned back to his stupid state..
Cleric: I have this summoning bag from Gachapon this way we dont have to hunt..
White Knight: But.. I think it would be better to hunt-
Firemage: What is that draft.. sheesh
Whiteknight: Why must this always happen when i talk..
Icemage: It’s nothing go summon it..
Cleric: Here it goes!*summons
*Super nub comes out*
Group:… snap.
Spearman: CAN I KEEP IT?!
Hunter: NO! START SHOOTING!
Crossbowman: NO! START SHOOTING!
Mega Noob: *slow moed voice* MEEESSOOOOOOO PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXX
Whiteknight: I told you it was a bad idea..
Crusador: SOME INVISABLE VOICE IS TALKING!
WhiteKnight: I feel so ignored..~emo tear~
Icemag: Hurry guys its about to use its super attack,kill it before it charges up!
Mega Noob: *Spams* MESO PLOX@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Bandit: ARGH! The laaaaaaaag IIII cannnnt moooooveee *freezes*
Sin: Sucka I have rogers highspeed!
Rogers: Important news,due a reason which cannot be explained and will have no reason what-soever were here to tell you rogers will be running 2x more slower.*hypnotize*
Sin: NOOOOooooooo*dcs*
Spearman: Hai! Will you be my friend? I got lots of great friends.. Meet wally,me,myself and I!
Supernoob: *Looks at mesos beside spearman*MESSSOOOO
Spearman: SUPPERRR NOOB*dramatic music plays as each other runs to each other*
*Super noob squashes spearman and picks up mesos*
Icemage: We have to do something!!
Crushador: What should we do?!
Firemage: Mannicure? Maybe a mud bath will help this giant calm down..
Cleric: Oh shut up.. were about 2 minutes from death what do we do?!
Whiteknight: I have a idea..
Icemage: Damn drafts ..
Whiteknight: You know.. I’m just gonna leave..
Crusador: I have an idea..
5 min later~
Supernoob: MESOOOO MESOOOOOOOOO
Spearman: I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE T.T
Icemage: Great idea hanging the mesos on spearman’s back.
Hunter: Yea,were alive cuz of that
Crossbowman: Yea were alive cuz of that.
Cleric: Hmm I guess we should go hunting now..
*steps out of door*
*sees hundreds of noobs around house*
Bandit: ~hyper ventalates~
Sin: NOOOOOOOO!
*Too violent to show*
Crusador: Guess not..

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