The Ultimate… Job Party

Hellwo its me.. samomo :O well before i sleep i just have to post this blog.. its been stuck for like a day now..

In the lands of Maple.. where the food has no fat,where noobs rule and where men in real life pretend to be girls,lives a party of all the jobs in maple.. who has a huge problem..

Ice Mage: Mmmkay guys I have gathered you all today for a special announcment,since operation “Team Noob” was A hit Wizet has thought of actually doing something this time! We should had thought of getting the noobs to spam Wizet.. Rumours are Wizet crashed..

*Door Opens*
Fire Mage: Hey guys! Sorry about being late.. since I just could’ent help but look at myself in the mirrior-
Spear man: For a whole half an hour
Fire Mage: Well im sexy.. I CANT HELP IT!
Ice Mage: As I was saying now that they finially updated global..
Crusador: Who cares about updates I just want to go out there and slash some monsters
Cleric: Ya sure do,remember that last time… 2 years ago..
*Flash Back*
Crusador: MMkay cleric you do nothing but heal,spam heal mmkay?
Cleric: Can I just hit it once-
Crusador: No.
Cleric: Can I go to the washroom?
Crusador: No.
Cleric: Can you go get a life?
Crusador: No.
*Hehe,Ill show him..*
Balrog Aproches.. 5 min later
Crusador: AMFG HEAL YOU IDIOT HEAL!!!!!!F5
Cleric: *Sarcastic tone* I CAN’T MY KEYS ARE JAMMED.. WITH JAM!
Crusador dies~
Cleric: There I go I can heal again!*end Flash back

Crusador: You always did like the spearman better..
Ice mage: Shut up guys! It’s Me time!
SpearMan: Dont worry george,I’m sure they will shut up sooner or later..
Whole Group :WHOS GEORGE?!
Spearman: Oh hes this.. *Shows mini Yeti* or did you mean Geogiana my imaginary friend..
Hunter: AMG ITS A YETI KILL IT
CrossBowman: AMG ITS A YETI KILL IT
Hunter: Stop copying me dam it!
Crossbowman: Stop copying me dam it!
Hunter: My mom wears army boots.
Crossbowman: Hunter’s mom wears army boots.
Sin: Shut up guys lets kill the baby before it grows!
Bandit: He’s MINE!
Everyone: No hes mine!
Spearman: ~emo tear~ GEORGE!!!!!!!!
Page: The yeti is now dead.. please get back to topic.
*GASP*
Bandit: Did he talk?! What is it.. ITS A HYBRID!
Ice Mage: No its Chuck Norris!!
Fire Mage: *looks at self with mirrior* Oh your sexy you little thing aren’t you *giggles*
Page: I’m a page..
Hunter: LIES ITS A MYTH!
Crossbowman: LIES ITS A MYTH!
Icemage: Can we get back to topic PLEASE.*takes out thunder spear* dont make me use it!
*shuts up*
Icemage: So anyways Wizet added new features,bosses,and new monsters like theres yetis now! We dont have to hunt Jr.Yetis now.. oh the great thing is those babies can grow into bigger yetis aint that great?
Sin: Uhh… hey what cha doing? I think you look real smexy in.. white
Ice Mage: Is he on crack again?*Looks behind* Oh crap..
sPEARMAN: George!!
Noob: Mesos!!!!!!
*WHEN DID HE GET HERE?! AMG!*
5 min later..
Crusador: STUPID CLERIC I SAID HEAL
Cleric: IT WAS JAMMED AGAIN!
Spearman: George!!!!
Icemage: …
Firemage: Oh you Sexy thing!*gets hit by earthquake* Your still sexy when your dead!
Sin: I blame the cleric.
Bandit: I blame the page
Hunter: How come the noob isn’t dead?
Crossbowman: How come the noob isnt dead?
Noob: Mesos Plox.
Page: Apprently the yeti is afraid of him
*Sees yeti runs away*
Everyone: WHO ARE YOU?!
Page: Here we go all over again..

8 thoughts on “The Ultimate… Job Party”

  1. I tried falling off the chair . Pity I didnt want to get hurt . It didnt make me smile , but i found it funny . It seems that only my friends and little bro can make me smile these days .

  2. I like the bit about crossbowmen copying hunters. XD
    (And what does this say. RANGERS ARE SEXEH <3)

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