why you should never ever try maple.

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here are my reasons why to never ever try maple without any friend actually helping you.
1.here you are as a n00b in maple island.of course,here are many many n00bs.
your friend might be sitting next to you all breeze you through all the quests and monster a55 kicking.
but you don'[t have anyone helping you.
you die easily from a giant cute mushroom jumping on you like you are a bag of marshmallows.
of course,the animations are cute.
and you don’t mind dieing.
2.here you are in the mainland.
you see loads of people say S>whatever lame stuff.
you don’t know what is that.
you ask.
they won’t reply.
3.when you train as n00b.
the older lvl people will ks you.
ALOT.
UHHHHLOTTTT!
4.the quests are frrrrrrrrrrreeeeeaaaaaaakiiiiiiiiiinnnnggggggggg LAME!
jump jump jump.slash slash slash.
no use of common sense.
rs is nice.you have to use your BRAIN.
i actually got better grades thru rs.maple decreases your chance of grades.
5.after awhile,it will dawn on your worthless brain that all that is to maple is cute animations,the ability to jump,and slash slash slash.
if you don’t have any friends that play maple.you are…um.going to be going AHHHHHHHHHHH.
and to top it all of.
you LAG.
LAGLAGLAGLAG.
omg.
here you are finally trying to kill this monster you have been training to fight.
your level is high.
exp cannot be lost.
if you do,you will spend a long time gaining it back.
then when you are about to kill it,BAM.
you freeze like a bunny rabbit in the trap,while a bear eats you up.
and,,byebye exp.
time wasted again.
and,this is also a game mostly for the chi/jap/kor people.
no american dude is gonna come here and see and say what is liao?what is diao?what is whatever hokkien whatever.
and enough said.
i have homework to do.
ps.im not flaming maple,im just showing reasons WHY not to play it.
bb.(:

18 thoughts on “why you should never ever try maple.”

  3. Your perception of maple story is very stereotypical. Maple story has its own pros and cons; the gameplay is not neccesarily more boring than runescape. Besides the horrible graphics, another thing I hate about runescape is that your level is dependant on your stats, not the other way round.

    Which would be more impressive? To say, “ZOMG MY STR IS 99 WHO CAREZ IF MY CMBAT LVL60 & MY MAGIC IS 3 MY STR IS 99!” or , “Yes I made it to lvl120! I maxed explosion, poison myst, elemental composition, elemental amplification, who cares if my energy bolt is 1? Ha it doesn’t matter!”

    Another thing, the damage is pathetically little. Which would be more impressive? To say, “ZOMG I CAN FINALLY TAKE 21 DMG IS THAT STRONG OR WHAT?” or, “Woot my coma attack can take 25,000 damage! I sure am glad I’m not only taking 21 damage!”

    Lastly, in runescape you are SOO poor. Which would be more impressive? To say, “ZOMG I HAVE 5 MILLION GOLD I’MA DARN RICH I HAVE ZAMMY SET CAN SELL 1M+++!” or, “I finally reached my target of making 100 million mesos! And I still have yet to sell my 12 attack workglove for 90 million! Gee I sure pity someone who only has a 4 attack workglove worth 1m+++, this is so much better!

  5. , if u dont like maplestory, then stop b!tching about it on here and leave. btw u lag cause ur comp sux and a few things that actually help u in the real world from maple is u learn taxes, better hand eye cordination, widens your imagination, set prioritys; and for those who have no life, posibly social skills

  6. putnamehere said: “a few things that actually help u in the real world from maple is u learn taxes”

    lmao u learn how to complain to wizet bout the taxes like you would to the government. Anyway, nice points!

  7. Hey. If you want to complain, go somewhere else. AND ANYWAY, I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT RUNESCAPE F***S SO BAD. IT’S THE WORSE GAME I EVER PLAYED. THE GRAPHIC IS WORSE THAN ANY GAMES I EVER PLAYED. (Although I had to admit that it’s better than Battleon, but whatever.)

    Anyway, this is a websites for Maple bloggers. You can’t flame maple for lagging. It’s cause you have a bad comp. That’s all. Some comps(good ones) Hardly lags in maple. Now check your comp before starting to flame again.

    And why pro kses you is to help you learn that not everything can go by the way you want. I was ksed more than a million times and I didn’t even mind. Why should you mind anyway? Just think of them as bl00dy idi0ts and you’ll live the shame of being ksed.

    Not all quest are freaking lame as you said. Some are cool, cause the rewards are cool. And to jump is quite a challenge for your hands. It have to co-operate together to jump from a platform to another. It also lets you concetrate.

    Anyway, for the part where you see people selling stuff and when you ask, they don’t answer. It’s mostly because they are noobs going around asking this kind of questions to everybody. Take yourself as a lvl 100 Dragon Knight selling a Leomite. (Sorry if you don’t know this weapon -_-) Than someone comes up and ask,”Hey, what’s that weapon?” Will you feel irritated if he continue to spam you with his question? If you understand people’s feelings and put yourself in their shoes, you shall understand.

  8. well, in maple, we lose exp. in rs, we lose EVERYTHING but 3 items. and something i figured out right before i quit, somehow wearing full trimmed sara, 3 gold coins is worth more then ANY of that! so stop puttin maple down, ppl here just say rs sucks cuz of graphics, THATS ALL! you dont have to make fun of maple for EVERY LITTLE THING! and you know why you lag on maple? cuz your comp FU, FREAKIN SUCKS! SO STFU! DONT EVER TAKE AN HOUR OF YOUR LIFE TO JUST RANT ON THIS SITE AGAIN!

  9. and something else, stop bein racist! who cares if this game was made for koreans, chinese, japanese, or any other asian country? it just shows that americans, british, australians, even people from some 3rd world countries can enjoy a game made for others because theyre OPEN MINDED! so stop bein a racist and get bent!

  10. hey man you’re racist, rs sucks @ss, you lagg because your internet is bad and your comp sucks, and people only ks you because you’re too low level, if you train more you can become higher level and ks OTHER PEOPLE, besides, losing exp is better than losing all your items, i used to play rs and i
    HATED IT, it was so boring, i don’t get what you see in rs, IT SUCKS MAN GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD

  11. Ms is for any race and you have a friend to help you who was suppost to help them, who helpped thier friends friend. it has to stop somewhere doesnt it? 0.o or in you mind is it some endless chain of asian people (not saying that i think so). but it is true a lot of asian people do play it but it is their choice. they arnt forced 0.o to play. oooo you Asain you must play maple story -_- just trying to be relistic

  13. Erhmm, how do you have to use skills on runescape, ? all u do is click on the monsters and u kill away doing 2 dmg at lvl 21

    Also, when i started playing maple my grades got better

  14. im not racist.please.
    i don’t flame.
    its just my view.
    and i like rs!
    is that so bad?
    i have memories with it.
    much better than the lame cute ms monsters.
    once again, i dont flame.

  15. and maple is not bad.
    i don’t want to be the first guy ever to flame maple,also in my n00b post.
    but im not FLAMING at all.
    sorry if i hurt your feelings over ms.{snigger}

  16. rosandshark why dont u just f**k off and go to tip.it to flame maple? There nobody gives a s**t bout what you do

  18. hello.reality check.yes post yr opinions.but u all dun need to flame him with vulgarities like primary school kids who just learnt vulgar.please.he is just posting abt his opinions,and it might hurt u maplers,but u all dun need to be so rude.wdv.

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