Well, I got some time to play during the 2x exp event. It was nice overall, but I think they really ought to increase the exp we get cos it is terrible in later levels. Why can’t we have 2x exp all the time, then when there needs to be compensation for something or they want to do an “exp event”, how about 4x exp. Eh?? Nice, right? I think so too. (^__^)

So. . . something that makes me wonder is seeing some members of a certain guild, “Intelegence”, running around. Why? Why did they call themselves that, and spell it wrong (fyi it’s Intelligence)? Was it on purpose? How come there’s not a guild called “Idiots” or “Stupidity”? Haha. Did they misspell it cos someone else already had “Intelligence”? I could probably go on about this forever, but I’d bore you so I won’t. (^_~)

And I’m seriously thinking of making a game called Whack-A-Noob. It’ll be like Whack-A-Mole, but with noobs. A noob could pop up going “itens plzzzzzzzz!!11” or “moeny pl0x” or “BUFF!”, etc. and you get a chance to smack the living daylights out of them with a huge banhammer and send them back into their little holes. Hehe.

The reason why I was thinking of this game is cos I was busy helping my low-levelled friend get to his first job-change, and I kept being bothered for buffs. Now, I wouldn’t mind so much if I wasn’t training my friend, but when I party or help friends, my priority is my partner or my friend. All others can wait, or not get buffed, or be ignored.

I was nice and buffed the few people who actually bothered to say please (I accepted pls/plz) and there were a couple rare people who actually typed out, “would you please buff me/can you buff me please?” . . . they must have had assists before, haha.

The rest I either said, “no, sorry, I’m busy helping my friend” or just plain ignored, depending on how they were. Later my friend and I got really tired of it, and he suggested that (cos we were being extremely silly) I tell them he ate my buffs. Brilliant! So the next noob that came up and yelled “BUFF!” I said in reply “I can’t, my friend ate them. I have no more buffs.” He was surprised, and said “huh?” and then when I didn’t reply, he walked away.

That was hilarious and we were rolling on the floor over it. So I decided to tell everyone that, nice or no. One time I got a “lol?” which made me laugh even harder. The next noob seriously made me wish I could smack people over the internet though. He came up demanding buffs, and I told him my friend ate them.

Then he started cussing me out, and said he had a high-levelled char that he would pwn my bum (put it nicely) with on the pk server. He kept challenging me to come on the pk server with him and he’d show me, “RIGHT NOW!” I just laughed at him. Of course he never said what the character was or the level of it, so I knew he was bluffing. He kept following me and my friend around, spewing out obscenities that only showed up as “****” on my screen, which was all the more hilarious cos it was every other word.

At one point I said “Don’t make me laugh, lol” and then “oh wait, you just did” and after that he quit following me. I still never gave him a buff. I should have given him mental sign (he was a merc) just to p*ss him off further, but then I would have been buffing him, and I didn’t want to do that.

After that, another noob came up and asked me for buffs. My friend said, “I’ll have to charge you” and I told him in the guild window, “tell him 1mil per buff! haha” and he did, and the guy was like “omg I dun hab money. . . plzzz buff!” and so I repeated in all-chat “1 mil per buff”.

The next noob that came by and we said that to, was like “what!?” and so my friend said my buffs were extra-special gold-plated and that’s why the price was so high. XD I would have been very surprised if someone had actually traded me and put 1mil penya into the box.

We managed, through all that chaos, to get my friend to level 15. He wants to be a blade, but right now his next goal is to fly with me.

My next goal is to get my assist to lvl 45 so she can wear her flury set, then to try to make lvl 60. I’m not giving myself a time limit, as in “in a week I want to be lvl 60”. I’m just going to go lvl in increments of 5. For example, 45 is my goal now. When I hit 45, 50 will be my next goal, and so on. (^__^)