The time is right for… PARAKEETS! XD

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HELLO HELLO! STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP!

(btw, the title was just to lure Anni into a well-planned trap including a descending platform, water and fishkeets)

HI EVERYBODY! The time is right. . . FOR ANOTHER ONE OF DAMON’S BLOGS! D:<
EveryoneMG, NOT AGAIN! RUN FOR THE ESCAPES! CHILDREN AND WOMEN FIRST!
Me: what! Dun you guys love me anymore?
*sees Olevize is still there*
Me: HELLO LITTLE GIRL, I’M GONNA TELL YOU A STORY, AND WE CAN BE FRIENDS FOR EBER AND EBER AND EBER AND EBER AND EBER. . . *livi shoots herself*
Me: Oh.

OKAY! where to start. . .
After almost 6 months of blood and sweat, I finally level to 54, after Orbis pqing for heaps of time (however, I was contemplating suicide after listening to that OPQ music for eber >&lt. I meet ‘Liyah (missmimmsi) and Livi (Olevize) who decide straight away that I am insane in the membrane. I mean seriously, WHO DOESN’T WANT A JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT AS A PET!?!??! Anyways, on another note, I got another gf who broke the engagement ring 2 days later, so now her sorry donkey is getting mass defamed. After this terrible shock to me, I pull Livi into my gravitational force of high-octane b!tching session.

“Omg, like, she was, like, soooooooo, like, fat, like”

You get the picture. I kill all these eggy poops and one drops a gold snowboard. ZOWEEE! After 62 guilds, I join back to my favoritest of them all, “MagicEmpire”, filled with gey’s and homophobic’s alike. It seems like they really cannot be stuffed to do the Guild quest, and OPQ 24/7. I am killed by that Papa Pixie 4 times. I swear Alishar and Papa Pixie are conspiring against us, after all those times I pwned Alishar and his over-sized NippIes. Interesting. The first time I ever faced Poppa Pixie, I jumped right off a cloud and into his large, trampoline-like body. Oh ._. Papa pixie’s dispel is completely fatal for us mages, just like Sharenian’s spell dispel. Hell, I’ve counted the times i’ve been pwned by those ghost pixies which follow me up the rope.

I spend ever more time with Livi, and observe the spawning habits and day-to-day activities of the Rose haircut. The girl allowed us to inspect her haircut, but wasn’t exactly pleased when she heard Livi say that she looked like a cowgirl, or when I mistook her hair for 2-minute noodles, and sunk my teeth into it. I meet Livi’s bf, who I decide is GEY GEY GEY. I mean, who has butterfly wings? -_-

And that concludes today’s seminar, any questions? Oui? Non? Croissant?

8Damon
Ps. I might upload some random screenies later.

15 thoughts on “The time is right for… PARAKEETS! XD”

  1. Should I add you? Maybe . . . Nah. . .

    Oh wait, maybe. You sound ebil. Papa Pixie is teh suck. He loves cornering PQ leaders [ Me ] in corners and slowly killing them with magic.

    T_____T

    ~Nezzy

  2. Dude, those Dragonfly Wings are hawt. And stop hating on people who decide to be different!

  3. YOU DIE, DAMON .

    I clicked on the blog IMMEDIATELY .

    FIRST .

    THE PRIORITY .

    And its just a diabloical TRAP!

    Any last wishes. .?

    >>;

  4. I want you to tell my mum and dad that I. . . I. . . THEY DON’T GET MY ASSETS WHEN I DIE! D:<

  5. Lawl, Damon.

    Sounds like you had a spazzarific time. But I still maintain that PyroTales is the best guild EVAR.

    And Alishar still pwns me. No fair. ._.

  6. AAHAHHAAH XD It`s fun hanging out with you Damon…but.

    MAGICEMPIRE?!

    *nudges you*

    EternalAngel *cough* <333

    And you are crazzy! But in a good way

  8. DAMMMMMMMMOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

    Omg. Alex is sexxeh =] Be jealous. *Ahem* He is at husband status now

    No offence to anyone that has the rose, but it now bothers me so much!
    Oh! And am I the one saying all those “likes” ?! *gasppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!*

    I wouldn’t like a pet like that. It would scare me! Think of it at the feet of your bed everytime you wake up like a dog would! That’d be rather scary.

    I HAVE SOME SCREEEEEEENIES!
    link <—– Read chat box
    link <—– I killed him, but what is he?!
    link <—– Maple patriotic, yes?

    Here is Alex [my hubby in the chat convo]: link
    He is thinking about joining MMO Tales =]
    This is where I first talked about him: link Please excuse all the errors! ♥

    <33 Liviadia.

  9. LIVI! Hah, me? JEALOUS!?!?! NUWAII! D:<

    And omg, delete the first screenie, people will know my true pedophilic identity. -_-

  10. LMAO! Neverrrrrr Damon. It shall stayyy
    Why else would you talk like that? Truly you must be jealous.

    Weeeeee~ I have proven my point *victorious music*

  11. Thanks for the welcome and yea, I have yet to finish getting those dam state held rice packs O_O

    “I meet Livi’s bf, who I decide is GEY GEY GEY. I mean, who has butterfly wings? -_-“, loll! I thought that statement was funny. Although I don’t agree, now if he had butterfly wings AND blush, then I’d start to wonder, lol

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