ARGH! I’m sorry guys that I haven’t blogged in like, a bazillion centuries, but MY PARENTS INSTALLED THIS STUPID CYBERSITTER WHEN I GOT BACK FROM HONG KONG! D:<
No msn + Blocked maple + Blocked other games = CYBERSITTER!
Seriously, who the frick are the people who created cybersitter? =_= Is he some child abuser at home that fondles his 12 year old daughter every night? Cause if he is, I feel like that 12 year old daughter. I mean like, what’s the stupid point of this computer if I can only do homework. So I’m now slaving around 24/7 learning what the hell Pythagoras had to do with my music assignment, and my maple character’s pixelated flesh is decaying a slow, horrible death. BLEEEEED, DIIIIIIE! D:<
So the other day I go on maple (on my sis’ computer) and I had a good time. It’s ironic how everytime I go up to a hacker and scream “HACKER”, they go “u h4x0rs”. An alternative to this is to scream “MASS DEFAME” now, and they flounce off like new-born kittens drowning in a vat of milk. DROWN LITTLE KITTENS, DROOOOOOOOWN! O:
So, just saying Hi to everyone again, to Ganzicus (your comics make me laugh so hard, that I hit my head on the war, then I move my head back and hit my head on the back wall), to indigolove with her dry wit, to veggie for you blog that wasted my time (jks XD), to irlazybum for being the 100 points in the middle on my dart board, and to Ezyan, my darling Drama queen.
:Damon
Reformat your computer.
This is when parents go too far. They block them from seeing their friends online. TOO FAR!
Or just get a virus. A big one! One that causes the computer to go mad!
Hah. Least you don’t get mommed horribly. =P
*nods* Cybersitter DOES sound ghey. >>;; I hope to anybody up there that my parents will never find out about it. ._. And I’m glad you enjoyed yourself on Maple. <3 You shoulda come to my wedding! >=O
And LAWL! I’m the drama queen, and you’re standing on the podium screaming for kittens to die and pixelated characters to bleed. xD
Now. For your just desserts. . .
DRAMA QUEEN?! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A DRAMA QUEEN! *flounces around* I AM NO DRAMA QUEEN! I DON’T EVEN TAKE DRAMA! I-*gets knocked out by a flying shoe*
Huh.
My ma don’t even need a Cybersitter.
She does it manually and most vocally; i.e. ‘WHY ARE YOU PLAYING! GET OFF THE COMPUTER NAO!’ *pulls out modem*
Yeah.
My ma don’t even need a Cybersitter.
She does it manually and most vocally; i.e. ‘WHY ARE YOU PLAYING! GET OFF THE COMPUTER NAO!’ *pulls out modem*
Yeah.”
Rofl. My dad does the same thing. >=O
Ditto.
Its better than cybersitter though. . .XD
Is Hong Kong good?! =O
@Fenny: Are you sure? Because I’d rather have a compy with Internet access than a compy without any Internet at all.
But it’s sure like heck horrible to be cut off from all your online contacts.
Ahahahahahahah. You people make me up XD!
Ezyan, YOU DRAMA QUEEN! O:< I could read all your comments and use it as a substitute for maple O_O
:Damon
Yes, we make you up. *slaps mud into snowman Damon* xD
Oh, pish posh. Drama queen my ass. xD I’m just attention deprived! ;__; And LAWL. Nah, my comments aren’t that interesting. I prefer Maple by far. xP
What’re you talking about ezy -_-. WAIT! EZY! Do you have a msn? Can you MMOmail it to me please?
My dad hasn’t blocked web messenger, WOO HOO! XD
I. . .
Have absolutely no idea what I’m on about. xD
*cough* split personalities? *cough*
If you have any data you wanna keep, burn it onto a CD.
Then run a magnet over your harddrive.
As you will find, this will ruin it beyond repair. This is when you say “I don’t know what happened. . . owo GIMME A NEW ONE. ; ;”
And then make yourself Admin, with a password, and allowing only for your account to install programs. :D!
My Computer>Program files>CyberSitter> block.dll>open with notepad
change a 1 to a zero =)
Oh, Waffle’s way is simpler. xD Well if that dosn’t work, then check the solution I PM’d you.
CYBERsitter is a terrible program by Solid Oak Software. They’re known for discrimination against homosexuals (blocking equal rights websites), e-mail bombing anybody who complains about their software (they sent one lady 500 junk mail messages), and threatening innocent internet service providers to remove anti-censorism sites or else be blocked completely.
There’s alot of Censorware out there, but CYBERsitter is the scummiest of them all, and the very idea of leaving it intact on your harddrive is appalling. KILL IT AT ONCE!
-Munky
(FOR GREAT VENGEANCE!)
MUNKY FTW! D:<
*orders sweatshops to create “anti-cybersitter” t-shirts, and then go around killing the CEO’s of cybersitter*
:Damon