So I got up this morning, and after several attempts to get up at midnight, I realised I wasn’t born at midnight. So I was sitting on my dingy bed, my bladder bursting with caffeine, and I didn’t wanna go to the toilet because I was lazy (Also because I watched the grudge 2, and I thought the girl woul come outta the toilet and take me to a neverending doom) O_o.
ANYWAY, I logged on maple, expecting to find the happy greetings of “ZOMGG, KING DAMON HAS HIS BDAY 2DAY” *collective ordering of feasts, rum and the sort*. BUT WHAT AM I GREETED WITH!!?!??!
Me: “ITS ma bday today XDXDXD”
Person *cough* rudimentary speciman from URanus *cough*: “STFU NOOB! CC NOW OR I MASS DEFAME!”
Me: *cries in corner with a blintz life* “I can end it all now… =(“
And I expected a little bit more sincerity (and cash <_<) from all my buddies. Not the 10 mesos that my friend was going to give to some noob anyway -_-. BAH, for all you people that can’t stand my cynic, read this:
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head. >_<
:Damon
Aww. Happy Birthday Damon! 😀
I wish you the very best!
The grudge 2 wasn’t that scary was it? Oh and Happy birthday
Awww your friends are heartless! >: O Good luck in the future!
Thankyou thankyou,
*bows while everyone throws roses at me*
*a rose hits my eye, my eye gets infected, and I bleed a horrible death BLEED BLEED*
:Damon
happy birthday! woohooo,
and i find the grudge 2 scary too, i watched wif my galfren and PRETENDED to NOT be scared, it was tough
I know. All my friends were laughing. I mean, when Karen fell off the roof, that wasn’t scary, but some of the other parts, *shudders*
:Damon
ur scary dude its kinda weird r u broa?
Happy Bday!wish U all the best!And was the grudge 2 THAT scary? o.O
So. . .
where’s the stripper and booze part?
Don’t be emo, be angry.
THE WORLD WILL LOVE YOU MORE IF YOU THREATEN IT.
The Grudge 2 scared the living bajeesus out of me. <_< But I’m 13, so, hey.
I still have the right to be scared of movies like that.
The eyes thing got me. When the little kid goes into the room of the freaked out girl and all of the eyes are behind the wall. Ugh. And when the picture comes to life and attacks the older person, and when the main character goes in to check on him and he’s dead in the corner, and then for a second is the creepy girl, Ack. I couldn’t sleep for two nights after that. <__<
ANYHOO.
Nice blog. n____n
Happy birthday, by the way.
OMG! THAT’S JUST HOW I FELT FAELLIE!
There’ll be a christmas next year D:
:Damon
Aww, happy birthday. T__T What server do you play on? I can give you a belated b’day present if you play on Bera.
ew? o.o