Noob!: This guy is the smartest one. He is easily offended by anything.
Noob2:This one is very dumb and clumbsy.He also has a way with ice.
Noob3:This dude is 2nd smartest and loves his chicken.

*On MapleIsland 3 noobs respawn as they begin their journey as the coolest heroes of all time!*

Noob1:Im hungry

Noob3:Me too.

Noob2: Whats there to eat around here?

Noob3:I bet theres chicken here somewhere!

Noob1: SHADUP u 2 im lookin! *Spots a old fat lady inwhich he thought was a bag of crp*

Noob1: HEY YOUZ! YOUZ gotz anyz chicken wingz? By the way you smellz

Barbra Straiesand: *Middle finger*

Noob1: OH HELLZ NO! BOYS!

Noob2: Noob3, you know wat to do.

Noob3:Im on it! *Pulls out a spear*

Noob2: Lady you better respect us noobzors!*Pulls out a sword then trips and stabbes himself*

Noob1:Omg noob2 died! You’re gonna pay for that!*Takes out Pheonix Down and sets it on fire*

Barba Straiesand:~Hey you, wanna buy some crack~I got plenty in my uhh…….van, would you like to come in and get some*.

Noob3 :Sure do you got some KFC with that?

Barbra Straiesand: Ummm yes

Noob3: ok!

Noob1: Hey i want some too!………NOT*Throws pheonix down and explodes*

Noob1: Ultima!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Barbra Straiesand gets O-W-N-E-D!*

Noob1: Hehe noobz.

Noob3: MMMM she was made of KFC.

Noob1: Hey lets go find Noob2.

*Meanwhile*

Noob2: ZOMG Where am i!

Some guy: You’re at Burger King whada you think.

Noob2: Wth???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

*Meanwhile back at Maple Island*

Noob1: Hey i see somebody!

Rosie O” Donald: Hi!

Noob1:You see some noob come past here?

Rosie O” Donald: HI!

Noob3: DID YOU SEE A NOOB COME PAST HERE!!!!!!!?????????

ROD:Im lookin at one….heheheh HI!

Noob1: **** noob!*pimp slaps her*

ROD:Dont hurt me i know kung fu! WAAAAAAA HOOOOOOO WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Noob3: Oh ya i know…………………………oh well i dont think i know wat i know do u know wat i know?

Noob1: lets get on with this!*gets owned by Rosie O” Donalds*

ROD:Noobs!

Noob3: WAY OF THE CHICKEN! FLAMIN” KFC NO JUTSU!*Shoots b4lls of chicken that were actually his own b4lls*

ROD:*Dead*

Noob1: Good work now lets rob that house and take the peoplez b4lls so we can replace yours.

*Opens the door*

Pip: Oh hello stranga, is my mummy outside. She must be MIGHTY worried about me right now. I didnt tell her i wanted chicken noodle soup today for supper because i was playing Charlies Angels with my friends.

Noob3: You gonna share that chicken??

Pip: HEEEELLLLLLL NOOOOOO *Puls out Shotgun*

Pip: Get the heeeelll outa my house noobs!

Noob1: You p1ss me off *Pulls out dagger and slices his beans off*

Pip:ZOOOOMGZORS OMG!!!!

Noob3: Thanks now i got new b4lls.

Pip: OMG!

Noob1:Say goodbye noob!

Pip: No plz dont kill me ill uhhh…. sing for you!

noob1:Ok try………..

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Pip: Dont chu wish ur girlfriend was hawt like me.

Noob3: Wat the hell?

Noob1: You sck *Summons ifrit to pwn his ass*

Pip:*Afk*

Noob1:……………Cmon lets get outa here.

noob3: ok!

While the 2 noobs stormed out of Pips house they encountered something horrible! it was a………a………………a………………………………..

What ever happened to Noob 2?
What did Noob1 and 3 stumble upon this time?

FIND OUT ON A ALL NEW EPISODE OF ACCORDING TO JIM!

Yup im sure this will be a great success because the runescape one………like 1000 chapters and probally still going and is read by thousands*…………..

mOrAl:DONT TALK SHAIT ABOUT PHILLIP!