There once lived a slime named Spammerella. Spammerella was adopted by a wicked stumpmother who made her do chores all the time. She also had two wicked stepstumpsisters that liked to make fun of her.
Spamerella also loved to spam.
“I WAN 2 GO 2 DA BALLLL@@@@@@@@@”
She skipped to MMOTales to wreak her havok there, but tripped over a lamp on the way.
“W-T-F. HU PUT DAT DEREEE?!!?!?!@@@@” She glared at it and rubbed some of the dirt off with her shoe, and a genie appeared!
“SPAMMERELLA. FOR RELEASING ME FROM MY PRISON OF OVER 9000 YEARS, YOU MAY HAVE THREE WISHES.” boomed the genie.
“o.” she was completely speechless.
“Well?” prompted the genie.
“i wan 2 go 2 da ball”
With a simple wave of his hand, the genie turned the stumpmother into a carriage and turned her stepsisters into horses to pull it.
Then Spamerella suddenly found herself in the biggest party she’d ever seen.
“Go work your charm on them, kid.”
“HAY GUISE WUD U LIEK 2 BE MAI FREND?@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
HAY GUISE WUD U LIEK 2 BE MAI FREND?@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
HAY GUISE WUD U LIEK 2 BE MAI FREND?@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
HAY GUISE WUD U LIEK 2 BE MAI FREND?@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@”
No one would even give her a second glance.
Frustrated, Spammerella went up to the prince and asked him to dance. “HAY DANS WID MEH@ HAY DANS WID MEH@ HAY DANS WID MEH@ HAY DANS WID MEH@ HAY DANS WID MEH@ HAY DANS WID MEH@”
The prince walked away too.
“Y DUN DEY LIEK MEH, GINE?@@@@@”
The genie sighed. “No one likes spammers.”
“WHATT??!?@@@@” Spamerella was shocked. He was so upset at this recent discovery that she stomped out of the ball, leaving one shoe behind. No one cared enough to call her back. “I DINT EVEN GIT A REFURIL.”
See?
No one likes spammers.
NO ONE.
– rain.
Lol’d .
TRU DAT.
TRU DAT.
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TRU DAT.
TRU DAT.
Lulz, I’m being a hypocrite.
Reminds me of me vandalizing my school table with the words “STOP VANDALIZING”
LOL. Oh and, my school had some “Raise the B.A.R.” thingÂ… Something about
Bullying
Anti-Racism
Respect
LOL, so people were like
RAISE THE BULLYING AND RACISM! RAISE THE BAR!
Also, there were random paper signs on the walls like “Are you against bullying?” “Are you against discrimination?” Near my homeroom, there was “Are you against vadilism?” and in big black words, there was the word “NO!”
LOL.
We need captain! >|
We need captain! >|”
A mod would be nice.
GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@ GRAET BLOG@@@@@.
*Salutes*.
Lmaonaise, ‘Nuff said
Funny.
But 2 problems.
1) Not related to MMO apart from Spamerella being a Slime, and technically, all slimes are not definitely part of a MMORPG.
2) This is actually more spam considering the fact that there’s no point to make this blog if there wasn’t spam. . . but in the end, it’s just more spam. ._.
It’s not spam. It alludes to spam.
Hey, I wrote a poem about lolbasil’s S-glitch. You be say that’s spam? >O
Yes I does.
Spam this is, methinks. Because MMO related not it is.