YA, FO RLZ.
I was being stupid and I jaywalked and now I need surgery. AND IT HURTSS. on the bottle for my painkillers it says “may cause constipation” ROFLMAOO@@@ I wonder what surgery feels like.. anyway, I think that’s somewhere like next month or something.. I’ll worry about that later.
-triestorantwithoutsoundinglikeawhinybaby-
I was on FlyFF mobbing and whatnot (you know, that’s when you like go around and punch monsters until a bunch of them gather then spamspamspam mob attack) and then this random kid starts following me and at first he was kinda like “LOLUFUNNAYY” then he started ruining my mobs and when I told him to go away and he didn’t, I left the area, only he wouldn’t stop following me. So I just logged out.
I finished some nooby quests and some scenario stuff, not much other than that.
I was PQing on my cleric that I decided to keep level 50 FOREVER. (: Until I got frustrated of having my channels stolen.
-wandersofftotryandgetusedtocrutches-
WHEELCHAIRS FTW!
-Rain
You got hit by a car or something?
Ahaha, jay walking is like an urban culture in Taiwan. Everyone jay walks whenever there’s a chance; I almost got hit by a taxi once. I was gonna run across the intersection and then I didn’t notice that a taxi was gonna take a turn, but then good thing that the I ran into the taxi’s door instead of in front of the car.
Lucky lucky me.
I didn’t look both ways ): then a car came and BANG! next thing I know, I’m in teh HOSPITAL! Usually, I jaywalk like all the time, ‘cept I’m more careful.
Everyone keeps telling me I coulda died, but eh o___o
-_____- I forget to look both ways one time and I get, THIS! D=
-sob-
So you got knocked out?
How fast was the car going? 3 mph?
jk
I don’t know how fast
but I blacked out and woke up in the hospital O____O
I had surgery once.
Due to an “Internal Error” during Puberty. My right “ball” descended, but twisted.
I was unaware of this for 4 years until it finally started to take its toll.
In short, due to the veins and cords being twisted, the blood circulation between my right “ball” and my right Kidney was cut off, causing inflamation and massive pains.
On a Tuesday morning, I was in massive pain on the bus-ride to school. Almost even blanking out (My vision was actually beginning to blur) and I went to the nurse before collapsing onto the ground and writhing in pain.
(Do you know the pain caused by your nuts haven been twisted 360 degrees?)
The pain was situated at the Kidney, the right ball, and everywhere in between.
This problem may have actually been why I peed blood that one week. . . boy that was not fun.
Well, I went to see the doctor and he said
“You must have EMERGENCY SURGERY”.
As in “After leaving here, go to the Hospital to have Surgury, TODAY”
Apparantly it was serious.
So well. Heres how it went.
Step 1- Waiting room.
and lay in a bed and watch T.V. till its your time.
Step 2- Prep Room. You get dressed in a patient gown (butt showing and all <.<
Step 3- Bed gets wheeled to the Surgery Prep room.
Step 4- They inject your right arm with LOTS OF TUBES. TO inject anesteia. Put like needles. Tubes.
Centimeter in width tubes, being forced into your skin and WILL leave a mark. One goes in the top of your hand, in the middle vein and the other tube goes in your elbow. Not the bottom the, the top.
And they leave em there.
Step 5- You feel the drugs being put into your body.
Step 6- You play around thinking if you can count to 10. (Start counting once you feel the drugs enter your arm)
Step 7- You won’t make it to 4
Step 8- In the blink of an eye (Scary but Literal) you will find yourself back in the prep room, hours later.
THAT is actually scary. IN the Surgery Prep room, you don’t close your eyes, you don’t fall asleep in it. You just plain shut down! One minute your trying to stay awake. And in the LITERAL blink of an eye! You are now hours later in time! Its scary ****!
Step 9- Now since this was Emergency Surgery, idk what to expect happens to you.
I got to leave the day I went in.
Man leaving was horrible, I kept slipping back and forth in uncounciouness.
All I remember was. Getting dressed. Sitting in a wheelchair. Getting in the car. Walking up the houses front steps. Laying in bed. Waking up at 5PM the next day.
I was sooo groggy, lol.
Well yeah.
Theres an example for ya to base your conclusions or whatever.
TO PERFECT WORLD!
*rushes off*
Ouch, where did you get hit? D:
@ Grimno: That’s exactly how it was when I had my wisdom teeth pulled out. They gave me the anesthesia and said,
“Have you ever gone to Disney Land?”
Me: Well, yeah I wnt, dwfafjiw.lihdaiw *Blackness*
I woke up in what felt like an instant and it was all done and over, a few hours later o.O I was very disoriented and couldn’t walk right, my friends had to kinda support me out to the car.
The doctor said I was rambling as I was coming to, but wouldn’t tell me what I said. o.O;;; I was very paranoid after he said that.
@Grimno&Ganache: LMFAO. I’ll try and fight it and see how far I can count.
@Ganzicus: Right ankle D= No sports for 2 months. WAHHH
All your names start w/ a G XDDD;
LOOLL1!
XDXD
i dunw anna have surgery now T^T
U GUYS SCARED ME!
tho i remmebr when i was like 6 or sumthin i was taken to the doctors to have a couple shots and when the doc came at em with a needle, i went into berserk mode .___. not even joking i had to have five doctors hold me down (again it was really 5 cuz i totally lost it) while i kicked, screamed, scratched, bit, pulled hair, anything within 2 cm of me was not safe.
my family loves telling em abotu this whenever i have to go to the doctor now -_____-
~Cheezy
@dee32693: I’m getting surgery next week, how do you think I feel right now? XDDDD
-shifty eyes-
-twitches-
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
-offers Power Word: Fortitude buff-
Due to an “Internal Error” during Puberty. My right “ball” descended, but twisted.
I was unaware of this for 4 years until it finally started to take its toll.
In short, due to the veins and cords being twisted, the blood circulation between my right “ball” and my right Kidney was cut off, causing inflamation and massive pains.
On a Tuesday morning, I was in massive pain on the bus-ride to school. Almost even blanking out (My vision was actually beginning to blur) and I went to the nurse before collapsing onto the ground and writhing in pain.
(Do you know the pain caused by your nuts haven been twisted 360 degrees?)
The pain was situated at the Kidney, the right ball, and everywhere in between.
This problem may have actually been why I peed blood that one week. . . boy that was not fun.
Well, I went to see the doctor and he said
“You must have EMERGENCY SURGERY”.
As in “After leaving here, go to the Hospital to have Surgury, TODAY”
Apparantly it was serious.
So well. Heres how it went.
Step 1- Waiting room.
and lay in a bed and watch T.V. till its your time.
Step 2- Prep Room. You get dressed in a patient gown (butt showing and all <.<
Step 3- Bed gets wheeled to the Surgery Prep room.
Step 4- They inject your right arm with LOTS OF TUBES. TO inject anesteia. Put like needles. Tubes.
Centimeter in width tubes, being forced into your skin and WILL leave a mark. One goes in the top of your hand, in the middle vein and the other tube goes in your elbow. Not the bottom the, the top.
And they leave em there.
Step 5- You feel the drugs being put into your body.
Step 6- You play around thinking if you can count to 10. (Start counting once you feel the drugs enter your arm)
Step 7- You won’t make it to 4
Step 8- In the blink of an eye (Scary but Literal) you will find yourself back in the prep room, hours later.
THAT is actually scary. IN the Surgery Prep room, you don’t close your eyes, you don’t fall asleep in it. You just plain shut down! One minute your trying to stay awake. And in the LITERAL blink of an eye! You are now hours later in time! Its scary ****!
Step 9- Now since this was Emergency Surgery, idk what to expect happens to you.
I got to leave the day I went in.
Man leaving was horrible, I kept slipping back and forth in uncounciouness.
All I remember was. Getting dressed. Sitting in a wheelchair. Getting in the car. Walking up the houses front steps. Laying in bed. Waking up at 5PM the next day.
I was sooo groggy, lol.
Well yeah.
Theres an example for ya to base your conclusions or whatever.
TO PERFECT WORLD!
*rushes off*”
Uhh. . . o.o;;
TMI ._.
Due to an “Internal Error” during Puberty. My right “ball” descended, but twisted.
I was unaware of this for 4 years until it finally started to take its toll.
In short, due to the veins and cords being twisted, the blood circulation between my right “ball” and my right Kidney was cut off, causing inflamation and massive pains.
On a Tuesday morning, I was in massive pain on the bus-ride to school. Almost even blanking out (My vision was actually beginning to blur) and I went to the nurse before collapsing onto the ground and writhing in pain.
(Do you know the pain caused by your nuts haven been twisted 360 degrees?)
The pain was situated at the Kidney, the right ball, and everywhere in between.
This problem may have actually been why I peed blood that one week. . . boy that was not fun.
Well, I went to see the doctor and he said
“You must have EMERGENCY SURGERY”.
As in “After leaving here, go to the Hospital to have Surgury, TODAY”
Apparantly it was serious.
So well. Heres how it went.
Step 1- Waiting room.
and lay in a bed and watch T.V. till its your time.
Step 2- Prep Room. You get dressed in a patient gown (butt showing and all <.<
Step 3- Bed gets wheeled to the Surgery Prep room.
Step 4- They inject your right arm with LOTS OF TUBES. TO inject anesteia. Put like needles. Tubes.
Centimeter in width tubes, being forced into your skin and WILL leave a mark. One goes in the top of your hand, in the middle vein and the other tube goes in your elbow. Not the bottom the, the top.
And they leave em there.
Step 5- You feel the drugs being put into your body.
Step 6- You play around thinking if you can count to 10. (Start counting once you feel the drugs enter your arm)
Step 7- You won’t make it to 4
Step 8- In the blink of an eye (Scary but Literal) you will find yourself back in the prep room, hours later.
THAT is actually scary. IN the Surgery Prep room, you don’t close your eyes, you don’t fall asleep in it. You just plain shut down! One minute your trying to stay awake. And in the LITERAL blink of an eye! You are now hours later in time! Its scary ****!
Step 9- Now since this was Emergency Surgery, idk what to expect happens to you.
I got to leave the day I went in.
Man leaving was horrible, I kept slipping back and forth in uncounciouness.
All I remember was. Getting dressed. Sitting in a wheelchair. Getting in the car. Walking up the houses front steps. Laying in bed. Waking up at 5PM the next day.
I was sooo groggy, lol.
Well yeah.
Theres an example for ya to base your conclusions or whatever.
TO PERFECT WORLD!
*rushes off*”
Uhh. . . o.o;;
TMI ._.”
The correct word for “ball” is testis.
Due to an “Internal Error” during Puberty. My right “ball” descended, but twisted.
I was unaware of this for 4 years until it finally started to take its toll.
In short, due to the veins and cords being twisted, the blood circulation between my right “ball” and my right Kidney was cut off, causing inflamation and massive pains.
On a Tuesday morning, I was in massive pain on the bus-ride to school. Almost even blanking out (My vision was actually beginning to blur) and I went to the nurse before collapsing onto the ground and writhing in pain.
(Do you know the pain caused by your nuts haven been twisted 360 degrees?)
The pain was situated at the Kidney, the right ball, and everywhere in between.
This problem may have actually been why I peed blood that one week. . . boy that was not fun.
Well, I went to see the doctor and he said
“You must have EMERGENCY SURGERY”.
As in “After leaving here, go to the Hospital to have Surgury, TODAY”
Apparantly it was serious.
So well. Heres how it went.
Step 1- Waiting room.
and lay in a bed and watch T.V. till its your time.
Step 2- Prep Room. You get dressed in a patient gown (butt showing and all <.<
Step 3- Bed gets wheeled to the Surgery Prep room.
Step 4- They inject your right arm with LOTS OF TUBES. TO inject anesteia. Put like needles. Tubes.
Centimeter in width tubes, being forced into your skin and WILL leave a mark. One goes in the top of your hand, in the middle vein and the other tube goes in your elbow. Not the bottom the, the top.
And they leave em there.
Step 5- You feel the drugs being put into your body.
Step 6- You play around thinking if you can count to 10. (Start counting once you feel the drugs enter your arm)
Step 7- You won’t make it to 4
Step 8- In the blink of an eye (Scary but Literal) you will find yourself back in the prep room, hours later.
THAT is actually scary. IN the Surgery Prep room, you don’t close your eyes, you don’t fall asleep in it. You just plain shut down! One minute your trying to stay awake. And in the LITERAL blink of an eye! You are now hours later in time! Its scary ****!
Step 9- Now since this was Emergency Surgery, idk what to expect happens to you.
I got to leave the day I went in.
Man leaving was horrible, I kept slipping back and forth in uncounciouness.
All I remember was. Getting dressed. Sitting in a wheelchair. Getting in the car. Walking up the houses front steps. Laying in bed. Waking up at 5PM the next day.
I was sooo groggy, lol.
Well yeah.
Theres an example for ya to base your conclusions or whatever.
TO PERFECT WORLD!
*rushes off*”
Uhh. . . o.o;;
TMI ._.”
“
You mean testicles?