Maple Job Fight Part 5

I hope you all still remember me. if you do, don’t count me out of the funny stories yet. I’m back with more ideas (thank you boredom). I made this while watching a movie in class so hope you like it.

(the long awaited) Maple Job Fight Part 5

(In Sanc…(for an unknown reason)

Chief Bandit: So now its time to Jr. Rog, but one thing

Ranger: ?

Chief Bandit: No town scrolls *cough* Hermit, no lagging *cough* White Knight, and no being stupid *cough* Dragon Knight

Hermit: Not my fault for saving your life

Chief Bandit: Then don’t

Hermit: I’ll take not of that…

Beginner: When’s rog coming?

Priest: Why r you even here?

Sniper: Ya you can’t hang out with us

Beginner: Why?

Ice Mage: Cause you don’t have enough skills *F3*

Beginner: Your all getting death notes! *F4*

Crusader: What’s a death note?

Fire Mage: I think it’s an Asian dish

Dragon Knight: Nah, it’s a special sticky note I think

Hermit: Moving on…

Chief Bandit: rogs here

Priest: Dragon Knight, look a distraction!

Dragon Knight: Not falling for it again

Sniper: Uh…look! A noob!

Dragon Knight: WHERE!?

Jr. Rog: *shoots fire ball at DK*

Dragon Knight: ooooo, my heads on fire…

Ice Mage: The hell…

Dragon Knight: oh wait….MY HEADS ON FIRE! AAAAAH!!!

White Knight: stop running it’s making me-*lags out*

Hermit: I’ll save me! Shadow Partner!

Shadow: Shadow Partner!

Hermit: Lucky Seven!!!

Shadow: Lucky Seven!!!

Hermit: Stop, it’s annoying

Shadow: Stop, it’s annoying

Hermit: STOP IT!

Shadow: STOP IT!

Hermit: I’m gay

Shadow: Good for you

Hermit: $#@%*!

Dragon Knight: Oh wait, I have god mode…

*meanwhile*

Beginner: *mumbles* Those stupid pros, they think they’re all that. But they’re not! Hmph! *writes*

Heart Attack
Dragon Knight will die 1 minute after activating his god mode

*back to Dragon Knight*

Jr. Rog: *slashes DK repeatedly but to no effect*

Dragon Knight: Haha, you can’t touc-*dies*

Ice Mage: LOL!!!

Hermit: YOU GOT OWN3D!

Jr. Rog: *slashes Hermit*

Hermit: *Poof, Jr. rog hits a log* LOGGGGGED!!! (cruddy Naruto vibe….)

Ranger: Don’t shoot or I’ll move! wait…

Ranger: Reverse that

Sniper: idiot…

Ranger: *strafe*

Ice Mage: I’m not an archer but I think you need arrows…

Ranger: Nah, I just need these flashlights *soul arrow*

Crusader: So you carry a bag of flashlights…but no arrows?

Sniper: Don’t you?

Priest: Yes…*holy arrow*

Fire Mage: The hell…

Chief Bandit: Don’t worry, I’ll kill the rog with the money I stole-

Chief Bandit: I mean the money Dragon Knight gave me

Ice Mage: and no annoying shadow or flashlight to be found

Chief Bandit: extremely convenient exploding money attack, GO!

*100 damage-ed*

Chief Bandit: Maybe I should of taken more than 10 mesos…

Hermit: Idiot

Shadow: Idiot

Chief Bandit: %&*#@$!

Yes I know this one is pretty long. (Death Note idea credited to me, but MeepsterXP aka Aaron had the info about it)

There will be delays in Maple Job Fight. Sorry

~EDIT~

i realized that i forgot to put the bloggers names so sorry about that

try to get this to the front page so people can remember this series D=

~Dark

11 thoughts on “Maple Job Fight Part 5”

  1. LMAO! I remember these! It’s pretty funny but sometimes I get a little confused by all the dialog and all the characters but nonetheless it’s made me laugh.

    ~Cheezy

  2. Sorry to point out, but, The’ Ooo, My heads on fire, MY HEADS ON FIRE!’ part sounded alot like what Cactuar in Newground’s ‘Final Fantasy Gil Quest’ said. And the” The money i stole, I mean, The money Dragon Knight gave me’ also sounds alot like Youtube’s ‘Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series episode 2’. Other than that, it was hillarious.

  3. Zhlon said: “Sorry to point out, but, The’ Ooo, My heads on fire, MY HEADS ON FIRE!’ part sounded alot like what Cactuar in Newground’s ‘Final Fantasy Gil Quest’ said. And the” The money i stole, I mean, The money Dragon Knight gave me’ also sounds alot like Youtube’s ‘Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series episode 2’. Other than that, it was hillarious.”

    ionno, i heard them from my friends from school

  4. putnamehere said: “Hermit: I’ll save me! Shadow Partner!

    Shadow: Shadow Partner!

    Hermit: Lucky Seven!

    Shadow: Lucky Seven!

    Hermit: Stop, it’s annoying

    Shadow: Stop, it’s annoying

    Hermit: STOP IT!

    Shadow: STOP IT!

    Hermit: I’m gay

    Shadow: Good for you

    Hermit: $#@%*!”

    LOL.

  5. Another great episode, even though we had to wait awhile. xD

    And I’d keep just using their job names, cause most people won’t remember their names.

  6. Yeah, stick with them.

    Shadow Partner. . Rofl.

    I never thought of that. (Copy-Cat) 😀

  7. The shadow partner pwns xD

    *100 damage-ed*

    “Chief Bandit: Maybe I should of taken more than 10 mesos…

    Hermit: Idiot

    Shadow: Idiot

    Chief Bandit: %&*#@$!”

    Woffels at that =D

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