Maple Job Fight Part 3

Hermit: Aww man, this is gunna hurt

Jr. Rog: *miss*

Chief Bandit: Ok what just happened

Hermit: Oh yeah I’m a thief heh.

Chief Bandit: …

Chief Bandit: Ok I have a plan.

Hermit: Lay it on me

Chief Bandit: *throws town scroll at Hermit’s face*

Hermit: Aww what!

*in Sleepywood*

Hermit: What did you do that for???

Chief Bandit: We were gunna die if we stayed any longer

Hermit: You mean YOU were gunna die. I have flash jump

Chief Bandit: I hate you

Crusader: Took you guys long enough to die

Chief Bandit: Crusader your alive! I thought you died from the Rog!

Crusader: I respawned remember? This is a game

Chief Bandit: Oh…kinda forgot about that part…

Beginner: What a loser

Hermit: Hey you died from your so-called “candy” so I wouldn’t be talking

Hermit: So anyways, did any other ban people make new characters?

Priest: Just Dragon Knight, the rest wanted to do it “legit”

Chief Bandit: So where’s Dragon Knight?

Priest: He just finished his 3rd job advancement

Dragon Knight: No I finished my job before you did

Hermit: Ok how do you hackers keep popping out from everywhere?

Dragon Knight: It’s genetic, but that’s not the point.

Priest: Then what is?

Dragon Knight: The point is that Beginners really starting to annoy me.

Crusader: Yeah! Lets….

Hermit: ?…

Crusader: Ummm yeah, it’s a thought in progress…

Crusader: So what CAN we do to hurt a noob?

Chief Bandit: Nothing we can’t harm him in-hey I’ve got an idea!

Hermit: How can we kill that nub?

Chief Bandit: Crusader…sing

Crusader: I choose….POKEMON!!!

Dragon Knight: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Crusader: GOTTA CATCH EM’ ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM’ ALL! POKEMON!!!!

Beginner: *head blows up*

Crusader: Hey it works!

Hermit: WHAAAAAAAT???? *holding his ears*

Dragon Knight: I think my ears are bleeding.

Chief Bandit: Uuuuugh Priest, a little help here?

Dragon Knight: I think he’s dead

Hermit: WHAAAAAAAT???

Chief Bandit: Ok, ok its going away

Crusader: Oh come on guys, it wasn’t that bad right?

Dragon Knight: Hrmm lets see. You made someone’s head blow up, you made my ears bleed, you killed Priest, and you even killed all the monsters within a 2 map radius

Crusader: And I never took lessons

Hermit: I can see why…

To Be Continued…