Maple Job Fight Part 2

Yes this one is short, and yes i did it in less than 10 min

Maple Job Fight 2

*In Sanctuary*

Hermit: Ok guys, since every1 else but us got ban lets kill jr. rogs instead

Crusader: But what about White Kni-

Hermit: OkYeaThatsGreatMovingOn

Hermit: So once the rog spawns, I’ll start off with my ilbis and you *voice starts to fade*

Chief Bandit: It was my first time joining a party to fight the Jr. Rog. And to tell you the truth, I was scared. As I walked around the Sanctuary I-

Crusader: Hey can u shut up

Hermit: Crusader are you even listening to me?

Crusader: Sorry Hermit, Chief Bandits doing that weird commentary thing again

Chief Bandit: Sorry guys I do that when I’m nervous

Hermit: Yea but does that mean we all have to hear it?

Chief Bandit: But it’s only us 3…

Crusader: Well that’s true. Oh and can you stop calling me “Big Hammer Guy”. I have a name you know. It’s Crusader.

Chief Bandit: I told you already, I’m scared.

Hermit: Well so are we but you don’t see us going around making monologs about how the steam goes up ever 3 seconds at the portal

Beginner: Hey guys, long time no see

Crusader: how the hell did he get here?

Priest: I used Mystic Door

Hermit: Ok, how are you still playing?

Priest: Made a new character

Chief Bandit: And hacked up to a priest in less than 10 minutes?

Priest: Yes…

Hermit: Well at least you can help us kill-hey wait a sec, where’s Beginner?

Crusader: Hah, he died from the steam

Beginner: I thought it was candy *F4*

Priest: Wow, Beginners gotten even stupiders since the first episode

Beginner: Umm, its spelled “Stupider”

Priest: Right that’s what I said

Beginner: No you didn’t, you said-

Chief Bandit: Can you all just shut up for a second? I have something to say.

Crusader: I don’t care.

Jr. Rog: *kills Crusader*

Chief Bandit: Rogs here…

Priest: FEAR MY HOLY DMG!!!

Priest: *gets hundreds of buddy requests from Beginner*

Priest: FCKIN LAG!!

Beginner: Take that you insensitive jerk!!!

Priest: *lags out*

Hermit: oh C’mon! Are all the jobs gunna die at the end of these stories?

Chief Bandit: Ummm, if you keep talking to yourself then yes.

Chief Bandit: As I looked into the eyes of what I seem to think of as my murderer a feeling of sickness comes over me as I-

Hermit: WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT!!!

Jr. Rog: *raises glowing claw*

Hermit: Awww man, can’t you kill the crazy chief bandit first

To Be Continued…

13 thoughts on “Maple Job Fight Part 2”

  1. really good i’ll be looking out for more^^
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  2. Dude the beginner part was so frikkin funny. I was laughing out of my chair. and since i was eating ice cream i think i spit it out.
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  3. Rofl you’re good. “TAKE THAT YOU INSENSITIVE JERK”XD

    and although you did this in 10 min. . . it’s still very good.

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