i have no idea y i made this, and yes its long and yes its stupid. flame away

Maple Job Fight

Beginner: Man all you priests are so pointless all you do is heal with your lame-o skills

Priest: well your one to talk Mr. No Skill

Beginner: what’s that supposed to mean?

Priest: let me see u kill a monster with your weapon glowing

Beginner: SHUT UP!!!

Hermit: Priest DOES have a point

Beginner: stay out of this 15 mil per star

Hermit: err…ever seen one of them lodged in your face?

White Knight: yes…

Hermit: well you’re a tank man; I bet you’ve had it in the “place”

Paladin: well that wouldn’t of happened if you weren’t such a wuss about getting hit

Hermit: hey, hey, those were cold sharks and you know that stuff kills fast

Dragon Knight: cold sharks? You loser, I killed 10 of them in like 3 seconds on that bolder

Chief Bandit: well because YOU were the one that hacked them up to that rock last Tuesday

Sniper: well didn’t you help him with that?

Chief Bandit: nah that was Ranger

Ranger: C’mon, I needed the “Iced Shark’s Fin” for that lame quest.

Crusader: so moving on. why are we here anyways?

Ice Mage: well Fire here wanted us to go kill Zakum

Dragon Knight: Zakum??? With a beginner???

Fire Mage: nah that noob just followed us here

Beginner: HEY!

White Knight: hah he got you their nub

Hermit: totally

Beginner: screw this I’m going back to Lith

Sniper: 50 mesos that the nub will die from a pig on the way

Ranger: deal

Priest: so you guys want to go Zakum?

Ice Mage: you DO know that your just gunna spam heal the whole time

Priest: hey I do have a reason for being here! I don’t just heal in this game

White Knight: well then what did you call that time you and me went to Clockboss?

Priest: healing…

White Knight: so what was the skill you used most?

Priest: heal…

White Knight: and who did the most damage?

Priest: you did…

White Knight: so what have we learned?

Priest: that you suck without me

Dragon Knight: hah he got you there, man

White Knight: well I can use different elements

Ice and Fire Mage: and so can we….

Hermit: better that you in fact White Knight

Ranger: can we just go please? My hawks gunna die soon.

Sniper: well that your fault Ranger

Ranger: don’t you start with me Sniper

Sniper: ooooh what are you gunna do about it? Light me on fire?

Ranger: yes, yes I will

Sniper: well then I’ll use ice

Chief Bandit: I thought that the mages fight about elements in this scene?

Ranger: WELL I IMPROVISED!!

Ice Mage: please. your just a mage wannabe

Crusader: that makes NO sense

Ranger: I’m just really mad right now. another annoyance, I’m gunna blow

Beginner: lol what I miss?

Dragon Knight: why are you still here?

Beginner: I died from a pig

Sniper: hah, you owe me 50 mesos

Ranger: YOU SON OF A…RAAAH!!! *tackles Sniper*

Priest: this is better than double exp day

Hermit: yup

Ice Mage: C’mon Sniper, kick that Fire wannabe’s butt

Fire Mage: what’s that supposed to mean?

Ice Mage: oh, umm about that…

Fire Mage: *tackles Ice*

White Knight: this just keeps getting better and better

GM: break it up people

Notice: Ice Mage, Fire Mage, Ranger, Sniper have been ban for harassment

Chief Bandit: you ban them!?!?

GM: they had it coming

Priest: so now what…

Dragon Knight: I don’t know. That was our only entertainment

GM: hey you’re Dragon Knight!

Dragon Knight: oh crap

Notice: Dragon Knight has been ban for hacking

Hermit: how did you know he was hacking?

GM: please, I’m not blind

Crusader: so why is the beginner still here?…

Beginner: I have no friends…

White Knight: well then go make some…go away

Beginner: fine…

Priest: so wanna go to Zakum now?

Hermit: why do you want to go so bad?

Priest: *whisper* I got some new hacks eheheh

GM: I heard that

Notice: Priest has been ban for hacking

Hermit: how did you hear that?

GM: I…hear ALL!!!

Chief Bandit: ok….

Crusader: so now that the hackers are gone, what do you want to do?

GM: my purpose has been fulfilled goodbye friends *floats to the top of the screen and disappears*

White Knight: that guy takes his job WAAAY to seriously

Hermit: Moving on…

Chief Bandit: so now that half the team is gone, now what?

Crusader: Lets SING! ^^

Chief Bandit, Hermit, and White Knight: NO!!!!

Crusader: but why?

Hermit: we heard you sing during that box part of the ludi PQ

Crusader: oh…right…

White Knight: C’mon guys lets gggggggggggggo

Chief Bandit: oh great, he’s lagging now

White Knight: *disconnects*

Hermit: a Crusader, a Chief Bandit, and a Hermit

Crusader: huh?

Hermit: I’m just saying, it’s kinda weird how this all ended up

Chief Bandit: Ice and Fire Mage, Sniper, Ranger, and Priest ban. And White Knight lagged out.

Crusader: you know what I’ve learned?

Chief Bandit: what?

Crusader: our friends are very weird

Hermit: how?

Crusader: Mages with anger problems, annoying Bowmen, and crappy computer White Knight

Chief Bandit: true, so true