hello… its me again =]]]

however, my guild leader tigerhawke… is obviously the leader…

HAH!! he dont know anything about mmotales, and hes on alot

SO DONT EVEN WHISPER TO HIM ABOUT THE BLOGS THAT BEGIN WITH “PORKKY” AND HOW TO LOOK AT THE REST OF MY BLOGS *oops*

hmmm……

Bad luck, pt 1

Once apon a time in a land of victoria, porkservant and his mighty juctice crew headed for ludibrium. However, at ellinia, the tickets were being sold. Tigerhawke, pteradactyl, imacookle, dillon3000, deven3000 ect. bought a ticket. But when it came to Porkky, they were SOLD OUT.
“well… i gotta change channels” he thought.
SO he bought a ticket from a different channel and came back to the previous channel. But once he got onto the ship, his ticket got caught in a box crack. RIIIIIPPPPP! “OMG THERE GOES 5k!!” he screamed. Right in the nick of time, he repeated the process and made it to the ship, losing 10k. Of course, the ship started moving. But 5 minutes later, strange noises creaked out above the cabin.
Were these the so, called balrogs? Having the special “hyper body” that was used by another spearman in the party, He went out to check.
BAM!! nearly dead, (13/2030 hp [yeah this really happened]) Porkky struggled back inside, showing that there were indeed balrogs outside. Lukily, this was when the ship arrived, and the rogs had to retreat afterward.
“Now, onward to the next station” he thought… but the toyish train had’nt arrived yet, so the group took a look around orbis. As clumsy and as random porkky was, a cloud had picked Porkky up and made him float about 20 storied high above a place called el nath. The sun popped out, evaporating the cloud making it go higher.
Clumsy Pork fell alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way down, hitting the ground, and lukily landed in a tree. At this time the train had arrived.. “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET BACK UP?!” he said.

Part 2 will come sooner or later =]

I KNOW!! DOESNT MY 1ST MMO STORY SUCK? I MEAN LOOK HOW ORIGINAL IT IS!!

~Porkky
Lord of randomness (NOOOO)