(i shall repost the blog sice i did it at midnight)

YEAH!!

PORKKYS FIRST BLOG WITHOUT PORKKY IN THE BEGINNING!! (DONT TELL TIGERHAWKE)

ahem… ill TRY to make this story better
ill TRY

Bad Luck- Part 2

After Porkky found out that the ground was 20 STORIES BELOW WHERE TIGER
AND THE OTHERS WERE RAGING, pork came across to El nath and tried to find some
help from any of the El Nath residents, of which he found an old man that seemed
to be in the sacred sactuary.

Pork asked “HOW DO I GET TO ORBIS IN 2 MINUTS??”

The old man said “let your mind find the path”
*Porkky smacks the old man with his bow*
(dramatic music starts)

“OKOK! ill tell you how to get to orbis FASTER without climbing it!! Itll take you 1 hour if your quick enough..”
*smacks the mans head again*

“AARGH! YOU NEED TO TALK TO PIANUS!!! NOOOOOOO!! NOT MINE!! the fish!!”

Pork realized that these were one of the monsters to destroy anyone crossing its path,
but he had no choice. In a matter of MINUTES, he came across the Aqua Road (romantic music starts).

Althouth attractive the aquarium, pork HAD to swim across deadly graveyards of fish.
Soon, he came across the Cave ov Pianus, and Pianus itself. It was sleeping.

“now lets take care of this quick” pork said.

*battle music from “Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga” starts*

PORKKY: HELLO??
PIANUS: …
PORKKY: *SMACKS PIANUS WITH HIS BOW*
PIANUS: HRRRRMMMMM….
PORKKY: AAH!! SORRY FOR DOING THAT o.O
PIANUS: *OPENS HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWS PORKKY*
PIANUS: *SPITS PORKKY OUT AND BLASTS HIM TO ORBIS TOWER: 15TH FLOOR, KILLING HIM, KNOWING THE VIRTUAL WORLD THEIR IN*
PORKKY: “THANKS!!!!” *SPAWNS IN ORBIS

*music ends*

So porkky landed right in front of tigerhawk’s face- his face was red. “hmm.. is something wrong?”

**tigerhawke chastises porkky in an innapropriate way and buys him a ticket*

“AARGH!! JUT GET ME ONTO THIS STUPID SHIP ALREADY!!!!” porkky screamed.
So the crew headed on the ship and RIGHT ON TIME. little did porkky know this was the 10th ride he missed

*music from “On a Voyage” starts* (OJEAH!! I CAN PLAY THIS ON THE PIANO)

so Porkky and the Juctice crew was finally headed where their mission with lombard was waiting…

part 3 will come sooner or later =]]]

OKOK!! SO IT WASNT THAT GOOD =O

~Porkky
Lord of Randomness (…)