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Alright ya’ll this is Nobody At Night here at KLON radio. How we feeling
out there?
Lets get things started off
With a song

The legendary song, by Men without hats, that’s right it is time for SAFETY DANCE!

Safety dance. . .safety dance! Oh hello everyone, this is Nobody At Night here. We have got a show for you all tonight! Tonight is our 20th show on air! I feel so old.

First lets go to Alex.

Hi, not much happening here. Of course when there is a 2x exp event I am stuck at my Dads. Not to mention the greatest part of the irony is that the day, the exact day I get back to my moms, is the day it ends. I have been drawing so much lately, it is insane. Due to my lack of scanner I am not showing you guys any. I know the suggestions were to limit the music, but since I am interviewing 2 people today, I get another song!

Screw that, this is a double interview so lets get on with it!

Favorite song?

Vestige, by T.M. Revolution. Its from the GSD OST.

First name?

Joey

Age?

19

Favorite food?

Too many to name, but the beef pepper rice at Pepper Lunch is the first one to spring to mind.

Color?

Black, the colour of my soul.

“OOOO look at me, I spell color with a U bleh bleh bleh”
Don’t be a drama queen.
The color of my soul is. . .green. . .I checked in the mirror.

It is? No worries. We cant ALL be Sith. *big FRIENDLY grin while hiding lightsaber behind back*

favorite band?

Linkin Park. In the End remains one of the first songs I ever wanted to listen to again and again and again. . .

Favorite MMOer?

Silver, the person who introed me to this site in the first place, and brightened up my online life.

I should give out awards, like “Top rated MMoer”
It wouldn’t be fair though, Silver and I would always win

Ever read smoking paper?

Never heard of it, sorry.

Oh yeah that is fine, you know, it is only something I mention in every KLON
I mean I only pour my creative soul, free time, and emotions into it every time
I write a chapter. So far the only people who have followed it along are Silver
( That is right SilverFX likes it, it most be good then XD ) and Dee.
Whatever I am writing it because I want to, not for the attention. . .the attention
helps though!

( Response after giving into my constant badgering to read smoking paper part1)
Hmm. You should collate those into one single blog, make for easier reading. Interesting so far, keep it up!

Attention. . .beautiful attention.

How cool am I?

Frosty. =P

You and I are going to get along from this day forth.

Hmm. You should collate those into one single blog, make for easier reading. Interesting so far, keep it up!

If there is a god what do you want him to say to you when you die?

When I created you, I made sure the mold was broken, melted down and scattered around the far edges of the multiverse so no one could make another one.

That is a new one

If I am insane, how many cookies could I eat?

Zero. DER! COOKIE GO UP NOSE! DER!

Yes, I believe we will indeed get along

Favorite candy?

Werther’s Original. Butterscotch ftw!

The correct answer is Reese peanut butter cups.

Country of origin?

Singapore, the land of “All able-bodied males give me two years of their llife”

Ever done it?

Nope. Cant say Ive drove a car off a cliff using my butt to steer.

IS THERE SOME WEIRD REASON THAT MOST OF THE PEOPLE ON MMO TALES WANT TO REMAIN “PURE” I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL?!?

You okay?

. . .you all make me feel like such a pervert >.>
Get out of here, I don’t want to feel dirty no more!

We prefer english music here at KLON, so instead of your song

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We have your new favorite song

Favorite song?

The Muffin Man o.o

What is it like in a babies tummy?

Very moist, unfortunately.

What flavor are you?

Blueberry. SHOUT OUT TO MY HOMIES!

How old is the child you inhabit?

I haven’t kept track of the time, but I’d say about a year old.

Who is your favorite MMOer?

Well DEFINITELY not SILVERFX (coughsheeatsmuffinsgoddamnhorseman). I’d say Dest1, because he gave me the inspiration for everything I have done.

[b]How awesome am I?[b]

Very awesome.

NOTE TO ALL PEOPLE BEING INTERVIEWED! SEE THAT COMMENT ABOVE?
PRACTICE IT! THAT IS A GOOD RESPONSE! PRACTICE IT!

Favorite food?

Applesauce, because that’s the only thing this damn baby kid eats.

Ever seen the Rocky Horror picture show?

Does it have muffins in it?

No

Favorite TV show?

I don’t know, I haven’t watched TV before. And I don’t know how to pirate stuff o.o

When you die, if there is a God, what do you want him to say to you?

Extra side order for half the price!

Do muffins poop?

Yah, but the poo takes the shape of broken up pieces of a walnut.

Note to self: do not eat walnuts.

Have you ever done it?

Yah, to ur mum.

wow, good one >.>
Does it ever get lonely in there?

No, because I keep my mind of other things when it does. Not anything…sexual…ya know…*shifty eyes*

Ever read smoking paper ( A story by Alex)
Do you think you can answer the above question without some dumb witty remark?

No. Because you can’t read a smoking paper.

. . .curse you

Any Idols? If you say some one from American Idol, I swear to GOD I WILL STAB YOU!

You, Oh mighty Alex. And William Shatner.

Some one taught you the rules of this show.

Any ideas on how to increase this shows ratings?

Rename the show to something more suitable to your audience. Like uh… S3X101PEOPLE.69

That would probably work too.

Have you ever been forced to eat one of your kind?

No, but I bet it wouldn’t taste great. (coughSILVERFXcougheatsmuffinsCOUGH)

Sorry, I couldnt find any muffin man songs on youtube (lies)

Classic

Okay, so I didn’t listen to their song request but at least this one seemed funny while writing!

Remember to mention how much you like this show, or I can no longer afford to create wax replicas of famous exotic dancers in my basement. ( No idea where I came up with that one)
I tried to do the [url] thing but it didnt work sorry, well it did work on “Singing in the rain” though
Oh yeah and remember this too

If thou of fortune be bereft
And in your store you have, but two loaves
sell one and with the dole
Buy Gardenias to feed thy soul

Don’t remember who I am quoting any way that’s our show!