World Domination

I am now also known as “Godly Fin boy. By Drew. xD”

The invasion has begun. It just happened. Noone knew. The three commanders were plotting against the world. Bow down to us. That’s right, head down. Bow down in shame. Shame for worshipping the wrong leaders. Yes. We are your future leaders.

We being me, Anni and Vanny of course!

It all started a few days after I leveled from sixty one. Snails give godly exp. [Don’t kill me Silvah] [Picture 1] It was too hard to resist temptation. I spent the last of my days leveling to sixty two on them. It is always funny when you dress up in noob-ish armor and mock everyone. I walked up to my friend in noob-ish armor and he’s like:

Friend said: ” “Oh, just another noob””

Then he sees this:

DamageToGreenMushroom said: ” 600. “
Friend said: ” That’s not right . . .
Wait a minute! It’s Nezzy. =O”

With patch 0.35, the innocent victims of world domination were affected universally with glitches and lame maps.

Glitch: You know Skele-Zombie Commanders? They control posionous powers. Right now the poisonous cloud they realise do an extra x10 damage. 2000 damage instead of 200. Who feels like suiciding?

Zombie maps are now really bad. So terrible that I don’t want to train on them anymore. FoG is my new home now. 😀

Zombie map one is like 250% the size of what it was before. The length of the map is huge, not to mention the two platforms at the top. It is nigh impossible to solo and now, it makes a huge setback for training. Nexon is probably conspiring against us, trying ever so hard to let peace reign. It will never happen. Not when we’re around.

Now get back to work, and keep reading.

I solo’d my first Zombie Mushmum. It was so lucky. I walked to ZMM in channel one and went to the spawn, five second after entering, it spawned. It survived long enough to master the arts of deadening which was about ten seconds. 😀

While ZMM’ing, I discovered the secret art of double stab. At a level of 63, I managed to be able to hit 2.2k with double stab. Surprise surprise. [Picture 2]

I also managed to be able to watch the filling up of a pool of mesos. I almost drowned. It isn’t appealing to watch your future ruler drown. Luckily the Orbis boat has side steps. [Picture 3]

Furthermore, the EternalAngel guild finished the first stage in record haxxor time. With the aid of Drew and me of course! We did the Gatekeeper test in four minutes. Probably less.

I am broke now, it’s a sad story of how I ended up on 1.3mil mesos. I scrolled 3 getas with 10%’s and one worked. I proceeded to scroll with 4 60’s. 3 Worked. Now I have a 84 att 6luk 1 weapon defense 2 slot geta. xD

My damage has increased greatly enabling me the power to be able to 2HKO Mixed Golems at the young ripe level of 63. 😀

Watch it.

-Interrupts this boring old blog for special news-

The story I have written two chapters on won’t be continued so far. I’ve written chapter three and it’s sitting in my computer. I might just keep writing and post them later. Sorry for those who want to read it badly. :S

I am also going to add other characters into it, provided you send me mail through MMO describing yourself and the kind of person you want to be and the stuff you wear on Maple.

-End Transmission-

Okay, this is it. I’m going to give you some advice.

Watch it.

You’ll never know where we [World Dominators] will hit next. It could be on Maplestory. Then again, it could be your house. =]

Have fun with paranoia. 😀

~Nezzy

15 thoughts on “World Domination”

  1. In case you wanna know, my big LOL was from something very funny.

    A really cool friend of mine made an account called “Nezumikam1”.

    Which is an ugly looking girl character.

    He plans on stalking Nez and annoying the hell out of him.

    That was the funniest thing I have ever seen on MS.

    I actually laughed out loud.

  2. Hmm. Too many competitors for the career of World Domination. Pffbt.

    *stabs you for killing minions of mine* Rawr.

  3. Bow down to the Fenrir instead. *mutates*

    Having fun with paranoia, Common tests are next week.

    *panics*

  4. Cool? He didn’t plan on annoying, stupid. He planned on framing me for hacking. T_T

    ~Nezzy

  5. great blog!
    and, i cant beleive you lvled on snails >.<;;
    lvl 62 and u finished lvling on snails o___O;
    just to mock the rest of us noobz D=<
    grrrrrrr,

    ;D

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