You won’t follow this if you haven’t read Beggar’s Inc. To read it, click on my MMOid and find it. I WOULD post a link if I knew how to.

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The Chief Bandit was angry. Very angry. Just a few moments ago, he had a steely looted from him by some high-level player, who left with a disgusted look on his face- like someone just begged him for some mesos. And after that, some noob walked along. He could only vaguely remember seeing a brilliant colour display and all his sacks of mesos he dropped for meso explosion was gone.

“Well,” he thought, “I’m not taking this lying down. That noob is going on a one way ticket to HELL!”

Far away 1AMPR0 was still snickering at his prize. The mighty beggar is going to LOVE this, he thought. He had always been the underdog. When he attended begging classes, an essential part of becoming a beggar, he always got low marks. He failed Auto-Clicking class badly, and his 1337 speak was pathetic. He always forgot: 1 B3F0r3 3 3xC3P+ 4FT3R C. The only thing way he passed was because he begged his teacher to not fail him. His incessant and persistent begging impressed the teacher greatly.

Nearby the Chief Bandit was watching 1AMPR0. Normally, 1AMPR0 would have sighted the Chief Bandit. Years of eyeing high levelled players and their godly equipment had increased his eyesight. Also, the fact that Chief Bandit was standing right next to him also helped. However, he did not see him because maxed Dark Sight is better than you think.

Suddenly, a blast blew in the air. It was more of a bang. Actually, some would call it an explosion. I would say it sounds like someone took too many baked beans. Whatever you call it, something exploded in the air and the master beggar appeared.

“Have you collected your fill of loot?” asked the Mighty One. “You do realise what we do to people who don’t?”

1AMPR0 closed his eyes and let out a deep shudder. Anyone who did not fulfil the amount of money they needed to give were stripped of their powers, rank, money and clothes. This explained the Beggar’s Guild vast collection of t-shirts, blouses, jeans and underwear. Keeping this in mind, he dutifully gave the Master Beggar his sacks of cash. Lots of sacks of cash.

Somewhere nearby, the Chief Bandit- alright, his name is (drum roll) MrBandit, suddenly eyed all the cash he dropped. He did the first thing that came to his mind- meso explosion.

Somewhere out in space, Darth Vader rasped:”SKRRLLL. . . KRLLLL . . . I sense a disturbance in the force.”

Lets just say that Victoria Island never looked the same again.
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Press that you liked it if you did- I wanna reclaim all those “I liked it” I seemed to get quite a few of.