If life followed Maple:
-A fork attached to a stick would be more powerful than a metal axe
-Pigs live in beaches
-Hamburgers, cakes and potions are consumed in a single second
-Snails are up to waist height
-That snail up to waist height can kill you
-If that snail up to waist height hits you to near death, eat a cake in a single second and hit it back with that fork attached to a stick
-Once the snail is dead, it disintergrates and decomposes in less than 3 seconds. After the snail is gone, a snail shell jumps out of no-where along with a coin.
-You can fit millions of coins in your pocket and thousands of those shells you got from the snails
-Along with the coins and the snail shells, you can fit thousands of those cakes and hamburgers that you can consume in a single second
-Depending on how low your strength is, throwing those snail shells will hit a monster harder than using that fork attached to a stick.
-When you die, a tombstone immediately falls above out of nowhere. Afterwards you are strangely teleported to the closest city. Your fork attached to a stick, those thousands of snail shells, the coins and the food somehow manage to travel with you.
-You can travel mountains, oceans, forests and dungeons getting wet, dirty and ruffled- but no matter what happens, your hair never changes.
If Maple followed life:
-People would need to go to the toilet at the most inappropriate times (eg. facing Zakum)
-After killing a snail, it would take half an hour to successfully scoop the dead snail out of its shell and keeping the shell intact.
-People look like complete idiots after trying to walk into a solid wall, thinking its a hidden street.
-Taxi cab trips would cost more and more as petrol prices increase.
-People leaving Aqua Road would get the bends and die.
-When dying, the player would have to pay money for the tombstone.
-People would discover that Blackbull is making his own house because he can’t afford a home loan.
*Feel free to add your own 
XD Funny! I like the second part better though. ‘Yo, Blackbull, the interest rates too steep for you eh? Cut back on the hairdressing expenses and maybe you can start to afford the loan.’
“-Taxi cab trips would cost more and more as petrol prices increase.” Very true =D
I like people walking into walls, though that tends to happen a lot at school anyway.
And they think ~I’m~ crazy!
LMAO, that was great =D=D, make some more man!
OMG! That cracked me up! Good way of telling the things, so they get a cronologist (forgot the name >_>) order, and making it worth reading to the end
~Make more~
‘*EverydayHero*’
OMG! Those were GREAT! I laughed so hard!
“People would need to go to the toilet at the most inappropriate times (eg. facing Zakum)”
HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHA i like the toilet one xD
LOL that was so funny i like the walking into the wall XD
Go, go, go!
Make more!
I love the Aqualand one, many people don’t realise that can happen.
Rofl very creative and funny!
Mushrooms would be a dominate species o.O
you could jump off a building and be hardly injured at all.
a fish is stronger than a boar.
YAY
If life followed Maple:
People could play cards and board games with each other 100 feet away from each other.
Paper can teleport you and make your clothes stronger.
Invisible barriers make it impossible for pirates to make people walk the plank.
Sauna robes go for about 100,000 dollars each.
Some snails like to snowboard and they drop their boards when they die.
That fork on a stick is even more deadly if there is a dead fish on it.
Just brainstorming,
If life followed Maple:
-You can kill stuff with paper airplanes by giving them massive paper cuts
-You can throw snowballs in the middle of the summer
-A Janitor’s mop is stronger then a metal axe
-Common work gloves can worth over a million dollars
-An umbrella can be stronger then a metal axe
LOL! Loved this blog, especially “People look like complete idiots after trying to walk into a solid wall, thinking its a hidden street.” xDD Priceless!