Hello, Maplers.
MapleStory Client ver. 0.3 and um. . . some other number is now released.
Hooray! Whoop-de-doo!
Please disregard the above statement.
This is the follow-up patch of um. . . well. . . some other patch we made.
Anyway the following items have been added to the GM’s Office Room
<Items>
– Coffee Machine
– Vibrating massage chair
Wait. . . you weren’t meant to see that.
Anyway, we haven’t added the following new items.
<Items>
a. Weapon
-Big sword thingy
-Cheap rip-off of lighstabers
-Pretend something is here
b. Whore-suits/Overalls
-Pink Nurse Uniform
-White Nurse Uniform
c.Pets
-Run-over dog (now with tire-marks)
In other news, I have a huge khram and Grendal the Old doesn’t wear underwear.
Happy Mapling!
-The MapleStory Staff-
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Yes, I’m bored -_-
Obviously. Yeah lightsabers are too expensive, but yay! They cover all the one hand weapons. ^.^ Now I need NX cash.-.-
Hey Lumpy! Glad you’re back! Join paper hell! And I really wanna buy one of those ‘whore’ suits, actually.
o_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wow, that was odd. I thought there really was a patch 0.37
There probably will be another patch, or atleast server down time after the event (April 11th according to the official site). I personally think there should be more joke items (Frozen Tuna, Fish Spear, Snowboards) and less of these NX only “patches”.
~<3
You know what maple should have?
A snail costume.
Bwahaa. That was silly Vincey. XD
Joke items?
You know what would be cool? A ‘common’ bow/crossbow. Or at least ‘warrior/bowman/thief’. XD
***snaps*****poinnts****lols***
Wow, that’d be funny if Wizet/Nexon/whoever is running Maple actually wrote a patch like that.
Lol. nice d(o.o)b
What’s a khram O_O
Could have been a bit longer. Nez said something about Borat’s swimming suit >.>