I made a crossover of all my stories. It’s huge, magnificent and wonderful.

Too bad this isn’t it.

I hope this is good enough though. I’ve decided to combine all my past stories into a brilliant clash of colours, paint and cookies.

McDingus was never a lucky man. He once got killed by the Jr Sentinels of Maple Island. He still remembered that horrible day. After breaking a tooth on one of Roger’s hard apples, McDingus then proceeded to bleed all over his clothing. This incited the Sentinels into a frenzy that overpowered the enchantment of Grendel the Old.

Ouch.

He somehow managed to drown in Aqua road and hugged one of those cute teddy bears in Ludibrium. Bad move. Just a month ago, he built a snowman in El Nath. Suddenly, the dark enchantments of a Dark Yeti brought the snowman to an evil, mind-blowing frenzy.

Ouch again.

And just yesterday, he was killed by a Barlog and almost killed by the Balrog. In fact, as we speak, McDingus is being revived and so is the Barlog- ready to reclaim its runaway dinner.

1AMPR0 was a member of Beggers Inc. He had just recently looted a Chief Bandit, using his wild epileptic seizure inducing powers and his uber fast nimble feet. Right now, he was being revived as well- so was the Chief Bandit he looted off. They had both died in a wild Meso Explosion. Even Einstein never thought his Atomic Bomb could be half as powerful. He was ready to be revived. And ready to make some more cash off some hopeless high-levelled player.

Noir was a unique person. For one, he is one of the only central characters not dead- far from it. Lying from the roof-top of the Warrior’s Shrine of Perion, he was ready to steal some treasure. Staring at the rooftop of the Shrine, he took stock of the situation, so that anyone reading his mind like you are while reading this will know what is happening.

He was on the rooftop of the Warrior’s Shrine, his assistant Luna within the Shrine’s walls. She was ordered to gain the trust of the Warriors and aid in Noir’s infiltration of the shrine at his signal. She had taken quite a while before she had weakened the tough stone wall of the shrine with her elemental powers of ice, but she had done it. Now all that was left was for Noir to enter the Shrine and carry out his plan.

What was his plan?
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McDingus landed thump on the cold hard stone of the shrine. Mercifully, he was knocked out before he felt any pain. A minute later, 1AMPR0 materialized and landed onto McDingus- hard.

Noir noticed a vague sound coming from the Perion Armoury. He noticed two black silhouettes in the darkness. One was a scrawny looking beggar, the other one looked limp. Noir reached a conclusion that while treasure was important, escaping scot-free was a higher priority. Jumping silently into the shadows, Noir pierced the moonlit air, like knife plunged into butter.

McDingus regained consciousness. He opened his eyes, only to see a dark silent figure land silently on his leg, breaking some of his bones. Using some funny looking darts, the figure paralysed another scrawny looking person next to him.

“You don’t look like a Perion Warrior, what’s your name and what’s your business here?” inquired Noir. His voice was stern and menacing, which would have instilled fear into any other person’s heart. Of course, McDingus was a certified idiot so he did not pick up the menace in Noir’s voice.

“Good evening my kind sir, do you know where we are? I can’t bend up to see anything, as I believe my spinal cord has been separated,” greeted McDingus, “Have you ever broken a spinal cord? I must say, my fourth vertebrae is always the bad one”.

Judging by what he had heard, Noir assumed that McDingus was no threat. He glanced at the other figure, which had a tattoo on his arm. It had a single symbol which Noir knew all too well. Beggar’s Inc. Noir had once been a teacher there, but they never appreciated his skill, preferring to hone the arts of bad grammar, persistence and hacking to earn their daily bread.

1AMPR0 stirred. Ripping out a vertebrae from McDingus’ spinal cord, Noir forced it into 1AMPR0’s mouth.

“It’ll grow back,” assured Noir to McDingus. McDingus was not so sure.

Pulling out a satchet of powder from 1AMPR0’s pocket, he mixed it with water and formed an orange solution. He then forced the concoction down McDingus’ throat. It was meant to heal him, but McDingus choked and died. Luckily, this time McDingus expected death and was able to revive instantly in the same spot. The fact that the area outside Perion’s weapon store was a spawning area also helped. Nevertheless, McDingus was still dizzy and stumbled into a stash of spears.

Eyeing 1AMPR0, Noir questioned him.

“Who are you?” Noir asked.
“1AMPR0, beggar No. 3248” answered 1AMPR0.
“What are you doing here?”
“I revived from dying.”
“How did you die?”
“Some Chief Bandit used Meso Explosion on me.”
“Are you willing to be my servant and serve me? Answer carefully, death is not something to dance with”
“I’ve only met you for two minutes, but OK, I’ll do what you say, Uh- Master”
“I have that effect on people”

The Barlog wanted lunch. The Chief Bandit wanted his mesos. They both were revived in Ellinia.

“Grarghh! Me want lunch! Me want McDingus man!” screeched the Barlog.
“I want revenge too, lets team up Barlog,” replied the Chief Bandit.

And so they became a team. Simple as that. Not the greatest of beginnings.

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And stay tuned for the second instalment!

And yes- I have posted this twice. With this story. Different titles. It’s because the first time, noone read it because I posted it VERY late. As in right in the middle of the night. I deleted the old one though.