I decided to write my first experience blog.
This blog is best read while listening to Panic! At the Disco songs. I’ll explain later why this is so.

To create the effect of the immense lag I felt yesterday, this blog will move very slowly.

But who cares, this isn’t exactly a very long blog anyway.

Anyway, this also means my song parodies will be delayed.

So. There is a new patch in Scania. It has Happyville and Amoria.

But there was lag from lots of people being online.

But then, I managed to kill some slimes and stumps for liquids and sticks before getting in. I also got some cool looking present things.

But then, I realised that I needed red and blue presents, instead of the red and green ones I had been collecting.

At least I got to start some quests and attempt to decorate a tree.

So then I headed to Sleepywood to see if the anything there dropped the presents I was looking for. Sadly, they didn’t.

So then, I headed to the Sauna to take a break, and reveled in the glory of having finally finished that stupid sauna robe quest.

Then, I realised that to get the red nose equipment thing that I wanted, I needed to get these horns. This guy told me the were sold in Cash Shop for 1 meso. This meant I’m gonna waste squishy liquids, branches and money to get back in again and get the nose.

After getting in Happyville, I got to make an uber cool money tree. And I got some red and blue presents for free, and someone told me that they dropped from fire boars.

Sadly, the lag settled in and stayed there like a greedy squatter. There goes my hopes of killing fire boars,

Luckily, some vac hacker was killing fire boars and didn’t pick up his drops. This girl was looting him and we both reported him. Then, she gave me 20 blue and red presents that she looted.

Then, fed up with the lag, I logged out, leaving my friend still waiting for those octopus legs I promised to give him..

So I took out my sorrows on Miniclip, playing a game called “Motherload” for half an hour or so.

And so ends my lumpy day. Why did I want you to listen to Panic! At the Disco while reading this?

Because I wanted to introduce everyone to some really good music.

Ah Screw it, heres my next Parody.

Oh, well imagine, as I’m pacing the floors of the Perion maps
And I can’t help but to say, no I can’t help but to say a few words.
Oh no it’s not showing. The words are not showing, I think it’s just some lag.
But what a shame, now I can’t kill those fire boars.

I just screamed, “Haven’t you people ever thought of, fixing the lagging problems?!”
No, It’s much better to face this damn lagging, with a some patient personality.
I just screamed, “Haven’t you people ever thought of, people with bad connections?!”
No, It’s much better to face these kind of things, without care and lots of nonchalance.

Well in fact, look at it this way I mean I can’t even change maps.
Well, this calls for a toast so get your red bean sundaes.
Oh! Well in fact look at it this way I mean I can’t even move!
Well, this calls for a toast so get your red bean sundaes, red bean sundaes, yeah.

I just screamed, “Haven’t you people ever thought of, fixing the lagging problems?!”
No, It’s much better to face this damn lagging, with a some patient personality.
I just screamed, “Haven’t you people ever thought of, people with bad connections?!”
No, It’s much better to face these kind of things, without care and lots of nonchalance.

Again..

I just screamed, “Haven’t you people ever thought of, fixing the lagging problems?!”
No, It’s much better to face this damn lagging, with a some patient personality.
I just screamed, “Haven’t you people ever thought of, people with bad connections?!”
No, It’s much better to face these kind of things, without care and lots of nonchalance.

Again..

Yeah, it’s kinda cruddy, I’ll do a proper one some time later.