Chapter 1

One morning in Maple Island, also known as “n00b island” by the pro’s, there was a loud noise. All I heard was many people screaming. As i lifted my head out of my bed, a sword went flying through my window. I looked out my window to find out what was happening and found that there was giant Mush moms everywhere! Zombie Mush moms, Horny mushrooms, Green mushrooms, Those short little mushrooms, and the orange mushroom every mushroom you could ever imagine!!!

As I got off my bed something grabbed my ankle, which caused me to fall flat on my face. “Oww….” I said with my face against the floor. I looked under my bed to find a girl. With cat ears? i pulled her out under my bed. She was constently making a cat hissing noise then followed a starnge dog like noise. I asked her what she was doing but instead she ended up scratching me with her long, and pointy nails. I started to bleed. I looked down at her to find her ripping up my silk curtains. I punched her in the stomach to knock her out. She went out cold.

I cleaned up the cut and covered it with a cloth bandages. I put on a dress and was about to leave untill I found that strange cat girl poking my panda, Takun. He replied with ” Why are…. you poking… me Misha?… Let me sleep…” I scoped up Takun and went outside to see what was going on outside. The cat girl followed me. The door slamed on her face. She hissed again. I heard scratching and banging. I put down Takun and opened the door. The girl went flying out into a bush. I could guess that she was trying to slam the door open.

I asked her for her name. She replied with feed me. I looked at her. Her face was covered in dirt and her clothes looked like rags compared to my clothes. I gave her some Jelly buns. She devoured them all. I stared at her in amazment. Suddenly a stick went flying through the air. It knocked the cat girls jelly bun in the dirt. She looked extremly mad. I asked her if she wanted another jelly bun in a shakey voice. She ran so fast to the person who threw the stick. The very few pro’s on Maple Island were blocking the muchrooms. The cat girl climbed up a very tall tree and threw the n00b into the pit of mushrooms. She came back so fast saying ” JELLY JELLY JELLY!!!!!!!!!”. I asked her for her name in return for more jelly buns. She replied with “Utarie”.

I gave her more jelly buns. I asked her if she wanted to take a bath. She reliped with ” Im a very -munch- clean -munch- child -munch munch munch-” I told her that her face was covered in dirt. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! my face is always like that!!! Its like that because I steal from the Maple bakery shop!!! The rich people who own it already have enough muffins anyways.” I draged her to the bathroom. She started that hissing and dog noise thing again. I told her she cant have anymore jelly buns untill she was clean. She was clawing the door for hours untill i heard a loud splash. I heard her hissing the the floating duck toy as it squeked. “I SHALL DEVOUR YOU..UMM..YOU WIERD MUFFIN!!!” Utarie screamed as I was practiceing magic attacks. “KAA- AGHH- UHH-SQUEAK-” Opened the door to find her choking on a duck toy.

I pulled the duck out of her mouth and she started saying “That is the worst muffin I have ever tasted!!!” “Thats because thats not a muffin, its a rubber duck.” I ended up having to show her to use shampoo first and conditioner second then the Cucumber Melon soap last for her face. She came out of the bathroom soaking wet. Shivering, and hiccuping bubbles out of her mouth. “You ate the soap didnt you?” I said “I THOUGHT IT WAS PUDDING!!!” She soaked her clothes. I offered a dress but she said no. She found her way into a hidden closet with jeans, tank-tops, t-shirts, shorts, skirts, and other clothes I was never allowed to wear. She was about to launch herself into the closet untill i stopped her and she hiccuped again. I dryed her off. Her hair wasnt long nor was it short. It was medium sized. I cut off some of her hair. She ended up having a short hair style.

She then launched herself into the closet and picked out jean cargo pants and a tank-top with Kitty slippers. She dressed herself up. Then she told me how much better I would look with Jeans then with a big dress. “I’d rather not” I said. Suit yourself she told me. A blad n00b slamed the door open and comanded me to give him money and jewls and every other thing I owned or else he would kill me. “Nu” I replied. He went charging. Utarie was about to charge into him untill 14 of my gaurds that my mother hired to protect me showed up. They tied him to a tree and asked me what to do with him. Hmmm… Well this is not the first time he tried to rob me. “Throw him into the pit of mushrooms.” I said. “I leave you to your–” Utarie kept on telling me “Say moosey fate Moosey fate!!!!” “Moosey fate”I said. Utarie laughed and watched as he was thrown into the pit.

Utarie was my first friend who actully liked me as a person and not as a child with the richest family in the whole Maple and Victoira Island as well. Utarie told me that she was told Victoria Island was a great place with many new places. She told me that there were better looking guys there then there were here. I blushed and giggled as I heard that. “Hey…Your rich right?” Utarie said. Oh no i thought. She was like the rest of them. “Umm yes I said.” “Can you…umm…Buy…Me….BUY ME A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF JELLY BUNS?!!!!!!” Utarie was so exited as she said this. I stared at her thinking about the past. Other girls saying “Hey Misha can you lend me a couple million mesos?” Jelly buns were my family bakery specialty (The bakery in which Utarie robs all the time, Which is my bakery). I laughed as I told her awight. She was so happy.

I guess the little pleasures in life are friends. True friends who wont ask for things like jewls and diamonds. We were packing up a couple of things before we were going to Victoira Island. She packed the clothes that she liked from my closet. I gave her a ribbon with a golden bell on it. She was happt with the neaklace. I packed the clothes that were not dresses…Okay so I packed 5 dresses. Well the rest of my clothes were jeans, skirts, and polos. Next stop was Victoria Island!!!