CrystalMyth:The Extremely Simple-minded.

I suppose I should start this blog saying that I LOOOOVE Crystal. It says it’s a boy, but it’s a bit more.. feminine than I would expect from a guy, so it is simply labeled an ‘it’. I’m actually going to do this whole blog in the friendliest, most polite form possible, as I’ve been doing with PMs. 😀

So, Crystal, this whole blog is dedicated to you, and how absolutely special you are. ^_^ And to show you, that no, I don’t hate you.. (okay, maybe), but simply the fact that I’d enjoy it if you leave my friends alone here and the site I so love. I will defend it, and you will lose. ^_^

First off, we need some giddy music to put along absolutely fantastically with how I feel! Roll the music! 😀

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First off, I’d like to point out why ‘it’ is copying Aaru’s stories word-for-word. These are ALL quoted from PMs, no editing done at all. 😀

CrystalMyth:im doing it to piss off the bisexual. My IGN is Navigator. Come find me.And try to ks rofl ~mip. . shut up

Wow. don’t you just feel the love? I sure do. 😀 It sure has a parrot’s sense of humor.. and repeating apparently too. OH YEAH! And it reminds me of that one dude a while back.. remember the one that got his ass banned for basically saying the exact same things about Indians? Guess not, he wasn’t much to remember. It’s not even worth my time to post them all here, but it decided he’d go on and on about everyone here was Indians. 😀 Isn’t it getting a bit old? I’m disappointed, ‘it’ has sunk off the shallow end of the mildly amusing to absolutely boring.

But finally my happiness apparently pisses it off. Poor dear, just can’t stand people actually being nice to it.

CrystalMyth: JUST SHUT THE **** UP U U ****ING IDIOT

So I asked what if I was bi, would it start taking my stories? I’d be so happy, and it said something along the lines of not doing so because they were crappy. Not like a give a care about it’s opinion, since it’s obviously not creative enough to write it’s own things, poor stupid child.

Finally, finally.. I hear the hallelujah chorus!

CrystalMyth: ha. . .im leaving mmotales kuz its full of idiots

Crystal, you have made my day! Really! I am soooo happy, I’ll even through confetti at your bon voyage.. or ass whoopin’, whatever. Same thing. But he leaves with such a happy note.

CrystalMyth: but im gonna spam ur mail and spam u in maple my friend is on bera and hes a DK have fun

Really? I’m so excited and looking foward to it! Bring it on! I can’t wait to meet you. 😀

~Mip

(Oh wait, I shouldn’t say ‘~Mip’, since he says it’s ‘gey’. But you know what? If you don’t like it, you can go to hell, Crystal. 😀 I’m looking foward to you spamming and KSing me. ^_^)

(MaskOfSmak pwns you.)

52 thoughts on “CrystalMyth:The Extremely Simple-minded.”

  1. i agree! go mip! ^^;; heh W000000000000000000000T i think i got carried away but w/e =.=

  2. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO MIP! I LOVE THE SONG IT FITS THE BLOG SOOOOOO MUCH!

  3. ummm, why don’t you both drop it? from both sides it seems, immature, not meaning to offend

  4. Just the music and the way you put it, You make it so happy even though you’re trying to get a cruel message out to CrystalMyth. (Once again, I am out of this like I was for that Anti-HA person on Basil. xD!) Good Luck, I’m sure you’ll prove victorious like most people do against these kinds of people.

  5. Thanks everyone.

    @Ero: I would, I would. But he’s made accounts like this before to flame, and he’s really been bothering me in PMs. So what better to do then to give him a teeeny, much friendlier dose of his own medicine? x3

    ~Mip

  6. I agree entirely with Mip, kick that racist anti indian fool off MMO Tales, that g@y expresses its anger by calling us indians, basically means got no life but trash talking, playing games (since its a level 12x -_-) and from the looks of things, calling us indians means this person despises indians and seem to discriminate them.

  7. ^ i hate racism ^

    and btw o.0 why dont we just stop looking at his posts and ignore him? a bit easier, aint it?

  8. i just delete them right away, liek when iHateMip kept PMing me i just deleted them and he eventually was banned lolz

  9. @Sush: Well, I just like having a bit of fun with these things. Really. :3 Besides, I don’t care when they flame me, but when they start picking on my friends, then I pwn people.

    ~Mip

  10. mipsacri said: “but when they start picking on my friends, then I pwn people.

    same there. i get an easy temper when peopel mess with my friends (and yet i dont get mad wen people walk up to me an acll me a “b–ch” right in my face

  11. Oh Ehm Jee. Lyke i no crystalmyth is lyk teh ub3r awzmm cuz lyke LOL NOBODY IS FRENS W/ HERR
    Lawl notise how she has 2 make herown frendz and stuffz

    LOL SHES QUITTING LMAO AWESSZZUUUMMMM
    U LOST! LAWL LMAO ROLF HAHAHAHA
    U LOST CRYSTALMYTH

    EVRY1 HATE U CRISTLMEHT LOL
    U LOST

  12. Oh em eff gee!
    Great speech,i barely read him(maybe her o.O) and i already hate him(or her -_-).
    I really agree with you! 😀
    (nice music by the way XD)

  13. When if you do get to confront him, HAVE FUN! XDDD I’ll like to see her/him & the Dragon Knight take on the whole guild.
    Hopefully I’m lvl 70 by then, T_T

    ~Shadow (MaskOfSmak pwns It)

  14. CrystalMyth is such an idiot. <-inserts bad word-> and a pain in the <inserts word which means the same as butt>.

  15. My my, such a riot over someone so useless. It’s the way of the Internet, I suppose. Someone wants attention, they get it, people diss that person even when they’re gone. I think you people need to go outside a bit more, no offense. Just an Internet moron, that’s all.

    “If you don’t like it, you can go to hell, Crystal :D”. Good Lord, my little 11-year old cousin has a cleaner mouth than you! And who’s the older one, hmm? Mip I believe you’re 18. . . so shouldn’t you act a bit more mature? *sigh* I suppose some people will never change.

    Oh yeah, I’m not defending Crystal or anything. Nooo way. *kicks Crystal*.

  16. @Klaw: Yes, I am immature. I don’t mind that fact. People tell me that quite often, but I have no shame, simply because I don’t care if someone slaps me in the face, but if they start messing with my friends, then that’s that.

    Besides, I curse worse then a sailor outside of this site. I just edit it to keep things clean. ^_^

    ~Mip

  17. Wow, you admit being immature? That takes a lot of guts. But then again, it’s not like you’re telling it to my face. I guess you did act the right way and I’m pretty sure a lot of other people would completely FREAK OUT if that happened to them. So it’s all good dawg. Now I’m getting sleeeeepy, must go to ssssleeeep. G’night everypeoples.

  18. Ah, Sush, don’t worry about it, Indigo is just playing around. xD I really don’t mind.

    ~Mip

  19. yeah but i wanna know what shes trying to say XD. i find it a bit akward =p o.0

  20. IndigoLove said: “Oh Ehm Jee. Lyke i no crystalmyth is lyk teh ub3r awzmm cuz lyke LOL NOBODY IS FRENS W/ HERR
    Lawl notise how she has 2 make herown frendz and stuffz

    LOL SHES QUITTING LMAO AWESSZZUUUMMMM
    U LOST! LAWL LMAO ROLF HAHAHAHA
    U LOST CRYSTALMYTH

    EVRY1 HATE U CRISTLMEHT LOL
    U LOST”

    Translation, for those of you who have problems reading chatspeak. =)

    Oh my god. I know CrystalMyth is really awesome because no one is friends with her. Notice how she has to make her own friends.

    Yay! She’s quitting! Awesome!
    You lost! *much laughing*
    You lost, CrystalMyth

    Everyone hates you, CrystalMyth.
    You lost.

    I think that’s fairly close.

    P.S. Mip, I don’t know you, but that was a beautiful display of sarcasm. =)

  21. wooo go mip, awesome nice talk/ rant. Absolutely great. woohooo hes leaving* every body dance now* great great. go mip
    ~muffin

  22. Hahaha, sorry for the illegibility XD
    Yes, it was for the humorous affect.

    Anyways,yes, we applaud Mip.

    DOWN WITH DRUGS!

    eDIT :: ArcImpulse, you did a great job of translating ;P Thanks.
    eDIT :: Is the song form Sugar Plum Fairy? XD

  23. Oh my god. I love this blog. I love everything about it. Absolutely everything. As soon as I turned on the music I started laughing. xD Thanks for posting what all of MMO has been thinking. I’m sure I can speak for everyone when I say that we appreciate it.

    Much love,
    ~ Panda

  24. Ahhhh the music, its stuck in my head, AHHHHHHHH! (Nice comebacks against him, or her O_o)

  25. crazybandit9 said: “I agree entirely with Mip, kick that racist anti indian fool off MMO Tales, that g@y expresses its anger by calling us indians, basically means got no life but trash talking, playing games (since its a level 12x -_-) and from the looks of things, calling us indians means this person despises indians and seem to discriminate them.”

    why hate indians?indians are cool , there was a movie with indians in it this evening on my tv, and they where cool
    and so are bisexuals or whatever, just every1 is cool in my oppinion(except those little brats that won’t STFU like crystal-.-) even the handicapted ppl like myself() are cool

  26. Rock on.

    “Crystal was recently elected in a landslide victory as Sir Nubby Nub-Nub of N00b14nd. He swore into office today.”

  27. Go Mip!
    I hate that Crystal whatever, Stupid person who has no life and trys to copy other people’s blog because he knows he has no life =_=;
    Ah, well, we already know that Aaru has won the fight. Crystal is da loser of this round!

  28. Thank you everyone for your input!

    And Indigo, it’s something like that. It’s from the Tiny Snow Fairy Sugar OST. :3

  29. woooah, CrystalMyth is a **************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** in the <word that means the same as butt>

  30. link
    This is Crystal’s first blog.
    A level 59 fighter.
    Another copy-paste job horribly done: you ARE NOT NAVIGATOR.

  31. Angelwitwing.

    Please.
    For goodness sake.
    Do NOT post that again.
    >_>

    Anyways, good point Klaw.

    Let’s not make any more blogs about Crystal and let us take it to the private messages.
    We don’t need to draw any more attention to this conflict.
    Besides, it’s not particularly our battle anymore. It’s more of Mipscari’s and Aaru’s and anyone Crystal PERSONALLY flames
    (Oh look, I guess me too, considering she just PM’d me. WHEE. I’LL GET THE MACHETES)

    Anyways, everyone, chillax.
    She isn’t worth it

    (Yes, and CrystalMyth will post “I’m not a girl, dumbass.”, and we’ll see “Oh wow you actually typed a sentence correctly.”)

  32. Wha? xD

    All this drama is making me smile. It’s quite entertaining. =P

    I read over some of her supposedly copied blogs, and then some random stuff she’s posted, and I have to agree that they look copied.

    Or she has one HELL of a spelling/grammar checking program.

    If Crystal is a guy, well, who knows? The anime world isn’t complete without a girly-man. Maybe Maple is supposed to be the same way.

  33. Fate said: “Wha? xD

    All this drama is making me smile. It’s quite entertaining. =P

    If Crystal is a guy, well, who knows? The anime world isn’t complete without a girly-man. Maybe Maple is supposed to be the same way.”

    Hahahah. NICELY put!
    Yes, it’s more just become a game for us to ridicule her.
    Yes, that makes us seem cruel, but. . .
    Well, has she apologized yet? 😛

    And YES! The crazy girly-doods!
    And we’ll make some sort of scar onto Crystal’s face and then he’ll hiss and be like “MY FACE!” -blood gasp shriek- “YOU RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL FACE HIISSSS”
    And no one in the audience will be able to determine what’s under that kimono.

    Mwahahaha.

  34. ArcImpulse1 said: “

    IndigoLove said: “Oh Ehm Jee. Lyke i no crystalmyth is lyk teh ub3r awzmm cuz lyke LOL NOBODY IS FRENS W/ HERR
    Lawl notise how she has 2 make herown frendz and stuffz

    LOL SHES QUITTING LMAO AWESSZZUUUMMMM
    U LOST! LAWL LMAO ROLF HAHAHAHA
    U LOST CRYSTALMYTH

    EVRY1 HATE U CRISTLMEHT LOL
    U LOST”

    Translation, for those of you who have problems reading chatspeak. =)

    Oh my god. I know CrystalMyth is really awesome because no one is friends with her. Notice how she has to make her own friends.

    Yay! She’s quitting! Awesome!
    You lost! *much laughing*
    You lost, CrystalMyth

    Everyone hates you, CrystalMyth.
    You lost.”

    I think that’s fairly close.

    P.S. Mip, I don’t know you, but that was a beautiful display of sarcasm. =)

    Erm, actually it’s:
    OMG. Like, I know CrystalMyth is like the uber awsome cause like LOL nobody is friends with her
    LOL notice how she has to make her own friends and stuff

    LOL SHE’S QUITTING LMAO AWSOME
    YOU LOST! LOL LMA ROFL HAHAHAHA
    YOU LOST CRYSTALMYTH

    EVERYONE HATES YOU CRYSTALMYTH LOL
    YOU LOST

  35. Absolutely right Mip-sempai! Great blog! CrystalMyth, you are rude, impolite, and stop annoying Aaru-sempai and Mip-sempai.
    -Lacus-chan

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