I’m pretty sure we all know Rick Astley, but that’s not the point of this blog. Not yet, at least. Oh, and I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas, New Year, and Kwanzaa (whatever the hell that is).

Hmm, so I’ve made a temporary return to MapleStory. Just for a little because I need some relief from my current situations in the real world (which have not been resolved). I just feel like writing a little before I head to bed. Vent and whatnot. Anyway, the following won’t be too exciting. I’m pretty sure you’ll get bored out of your mind. Keh, I can’t think straight right now.

Pirate Party Quest.
Yeah, I’ve done a lot of it. Got my hat in two days, yeah pretty cool. I’m at around 127 of them right now? I don’t know. But hell, this ordeal is a real pain in the kisser. A kick in the nut. Yeah, those pirates. You know those brown ones? The ones you have to kill for those “Rookie Emblems” or whatever? Yeah, that defense up skill knocks the socks out of me. It makes me want to like kill someone. I don’t know. Anyway, PPQing is probably the only thing I’ve been doing since I came back.

Wait, no. I’ve been Rick Rolling people too. Yes, Rick Rolling. It’s fun, it’s fun. Oh, and pretty old but still fun! But really, I need something to do. Other than work, I don’t really want to sit around PPQing and Rick Rolling all day (though I’ve Rick Rolled myself about a few forty times. I’m not sick of that song… yet).

Like most people here, I like to talk. I like to talk a lot. I like to talk pish posh and mumbo jumbo. Things that don’t have to say anything. I like to spill my guts; my heart. I like to bleed.

Anyway…

“Never gonna let you down.
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry.
Never gonna say goodbye.
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”

Oh, and presidential elections/debates! I’m not sure if MMOTales is the right place to discuss all that so I guess I’ll keep my mouth shut. I don’t want to congest this place with politics and Clinton rants.

Sorry for wasting all your time. Maybe we should talk. Become friends. “Dew tha romance”. Also, I’d like to apologize for all this unrelated, off-topic rubbish. I just need to spill somewhere. AND LASTLY, I want to apologize again, if I offended anyway. It’s all in for laughs and for the sake of satire. You know I don’t mean it.

Oh, and I am sick and tired of that 4chan crap. I mean the stuff may be amusing and all but nobody wants 4chan junkies around copying and pasting everything on that damn site. It’s getting really out of hand.

Yeah, but this blog… It takes the cake for boring.