I was told to go on a quest for my life and to survive the wrath of Big Birds thousand feather-slap.So i was being debriefed on the troll whereabouts by Colonel Saunders while having a very delicious dinner. I had to leave as soon as possible and music started playing randomly, then Ellen Degeneres came in escorting me out and onto the rainbow of life which was the pathway to the troll of Peace and Happiness. I was given a large box of skittles for the trip because skittles=life. So as i was tasting the rainbow and making my way when all of a sudden Mrs.Frizzle offered me a ride because it would be faster and she wanted to help me. Apparently the school bus isn’t even magical, so I pulled out an energy sword from Halo and beat the living **** out of her 25 times and won the game. But i still had to get that ****en gay blue troll and give it to Colonel Saunders to save all of humanity. Anyway i made it to the end of the rainbow. When, BAM, FAA SCHING, MUSIC. Big Bird, Carlton(from fresh prince), and Ellen came from neighboring rainbows. Big Bird was larger than usual, Carlton was acting tough, and Ellen was dancing and glaring at me. I fought Ellen first in a dance off, lets just say she got SERVED. Carlton was a little stronger, he summoned Will Smith clones to to fight me. Thankfully before i left the Colonel gave me some fried chicken for the trip and i used it to ward off the clones easily defeating Carlton by drowning him in a pool of Watermelon flavored Jell-O. Big Bird was by far the toughest and blocking me from getting the troll. Out of nowhere Big Bird used the thousand feather slap so i summoned, using my left over skittles, the Power Rangers. They made me grow until i was as tall as a building. That ****en bird used a pill to grow to my height and boy was i pissed. I mean just let me get that ****en troll and get out of here. So i then pulled out my trusty swiss army flashlight and then i lunged forward and used the sword part of the flashlight and struck Big Bird across the middle of his chest and flew past landed for that awesome pose where my back is turned and you see Big Bird fall and then he explodes into millions of Tootsie Rolls. When all of a sudden the Tootsie Rolls start glowing yellow. A transformation is occurring and the end result is a much stronger opponent than i anticipated. Da Da DAAAAAA It was Peter and his weapon of choice was a large sword that also shot bullets. He was being cocky standing there and drinking a beer. Luckily he was drinking from a can and I outsmarted him by telling him to prove his manhood by crushing the can over his head. He did just that and as the can connected his legs turned blue and he was turning into a smurf, except only his feet and legs were smurf-like so i kicked him out of the way and ran to the troll, picked it up and made my way back as fast as I could to Colonel Saunders. He was happy when i came back alive, I showed him the blue troll of Peace and Happiness and all he did was stare for a while. He then abruptly said, you were supposed to get the RED one. I got up very quickly and punched him in the face. I looked him dead in the eye and said “****, you”, and then made an Ellen twin to dance with him for his eternal life. in the end i opened up a successful fried chicken restaurant because i stole his recipes and got to keep the blue troll of Peace and Happiness.

Weird huh. sorry for any grammar and lack of paragraphs its late right now and im tired. anbd in maple story i levelled up and got new equips. Thanks for reading my weird weird dream.